What is Anthony's flow chart?

0  2014-12-31 by [deleted]

11 comments

Is it a day of the week? ----> Talk about racial issues.

Hurr wow! Never been said or exaggerated before. Stop listening to him if you expect him not to talk about racial issues, or expect him to ignore current events.

Geez, it was a joke. Lighten up.

< 15 = Fuck > 18 = Dump, GOTO HOME

Make conversation with staff ->make racial joke (about either Italians, Jews, or Irish) -> segue into jokes about black people -> reference the time he was knocked out by the black lady and was fired from sirius xm -> talk about crime disparity between 'certain ethnic groups' -> discuss a story where black people assaulted/murdered someone -> 45 minute long rant on black people -> segue into liberal tirade -> somehow turn the conversation on it's head by talking about girls -> insist that love is a fallacy -> talk about how he's trying to forge his new 'relationship, where people are only friends who sleep with one another -> rag on married couples -> discuss how much more attractive a 16 year old girl's body is as opposed to a 30 year old's -> talk about how crazy it is when women get mad when he cheats on them -> introduce guest of the day and josh around about girl problems, and attempt to relate to someone who doesn't fuck high school girls -> revisit political discussion and discuss black murder rates until the end of the show.

forgot gun and 2nd amendment talk

Did someone say something funny? -> Repeat punchline while laughing hysterically

Have I been awake for more than 90 minutes? ---> (Yes) ----> Consume alcohol

10 GET %SKINCOLOROFGUEST%

20 IF SKINCOLOROFGUEST = BLACK THEN GOTO 40

30 DRINK

40 RUN PUTGUESTON

50 ELSE DRINK

60 GOTO 10

was it a bad thing?>yes>the Ns did it

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A bunch of arrows pointing to the word "Nigger".