My turn: I hope Opie's tits run out of melk and Opetta is left to suck on Lynsi's dried peach tits this holiday.

3  2014-12-24 by Dannyprecise

Please rate my joke from a 1 (Opie's funny) to 10 (Dannyprecise funny).

11 comments

10  BoardroomBimmy 2014-12-24

I bet Lysi has sex like this

-__-

8  dirtyernie23 2014-12-24

I like you. You've got spunk.

On your face.

6  devilsadvocate33 2014-12-24

10

Do you think having two kids broke Lynsi's pussy?

9  Dannyprecise 2014-12-24

I think having one Bam broke her wretched philly cunt. Also, she fucks Gregg, which means she's of lower stock.

4  kageside 2014-12-24

It's hack. But it still made me chuckle!

2  turdthief 2014-12-24

Soft 8

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-2  CUNTYMOM 2014-12-24

op is a faggot

2  -faggotbot 2014-12-24

did someone say faggot

-9  tellemMC 2014-12-24

this is hack and not even funny. at least other mother fuckers on this sub come up with funny shit to say when they bash. this I hope insert x happens to opie is just unoriginal, get back to delivering pizzas at 40 you fucking cunt person

5  Dannyprecise 2014-12-24

Ouch, this is was harsh. Especially on Christmas Eve. Your pizza is arriving cold tonight sir (or ma'm)! hmph

2  tellemMC 2014-12-24

you sir are a good sport. my apologies. with a attitude like that you are most likely a CEO.