Reasons I think Opie is still a great radio host.

36  2014-12-21 by [deleted]

             

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It can only be as BIG as our IMAGINATION can make it!

I for one enjoy his squinty eyes that conceal a hot, broiling cauldron of desperation behind them.

I totally expected this before I clicked but I still laughed. Bravo.

APREEEL FAHLLZZZZ

His name. Sirius couldn't care less what's on their airwaves so long as its a name that some may recognize.

i afree with this poast.

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Train wreck. Crickets.

But mister, you listed no reasons! ... Oh, I get it.

I've heard reports of tribesman in New Guinea being unable to stop laughing while listening to Opie Raqio. It maybe attributed to Kuru though, we're still waiting on the hard data.

Did you have a golf club slung over your shoulder when you wrote this joke?

it was actually in my ass.

But seriously folks!

Well, according to the Jew Jared Diamond, New Guinea tribesman may be smarter than Westerners. Maybe we're just too dumb to understand Opie's greatness.

His son made child porn voluntarily

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It's not blank for me. It's probably your cache acting up. Try deleting C:\Windows\System32

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I for one enjoy his squinty eyes that conceal a hot, broiling cauldron of desperation behind them.

It can only be as BIG as our IMAGINATION can make it!