I guess you forgot that Opie knew how to get fired in Boston - so he could be hired in New York for much more money.

Opie's gut feelings are close to a sixth sense at this point. He can predict the future and we should all be in awe of his abilities.

Forgot the "nice try on the hate tho"

i always associate that lie to the lie about them getting fired for "Sex for Sam", "on the list of places to have sex with, then we put church there as a joke! we didnt expect them to actually do it!"

I listened that day, the church was as viable a place on the checklist as anywhere else (which included getting on TRL). If they got fired for TRL and not a church they would just as easily say "TRL was a joke!". Its such bullshit.

Some asshole fan on Twitter called him "Opesterdamus" or some shit like that for his prophetic skills.

Viral Spiral employees at it again

Philly crew.

is Father Doris retweeting?

Where is Father Doris?

this is how we do it!!

He's starting to become that weird kid that always sat with you and your friends during lunch and telling obvious lies just to look cool to everyone.

"My dads in speshul forces and drives a spaceship to work at the bottom of the sea!"

He's Mr One-Upper.

He's a story topping ass. I remember Nikki Glasser was in studio having a heartfelt discussion about her struggles with anorexia and bulimia. The studio was paying more attention to Glasser than Jam Tits, so Jam Tits started talking about his own blood sugar problems, said he felt faint and had to eat, then kicked it to break before he "totally fuggin passed out!"

What a dickhead.

I'm not hanging out with him in the new year

"I wanna see the boat movie..." - Opie 2014

Maybe They should put Opie on the pay-no-mind list.

I think Scott is far more self-aware, fun and dignified than Opie.

I..like..to.. Make werewolf movies!

He said it yesterday, that it would get totally cancelled, and tweeted it the day before that. He called it legit.

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I got ya. I just don't get as annoyed at it as much as some I guess.

Teach me your zen ways.

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Uh...so did a massive amount of other people...?

When he said he was nervous while watching it I cringed because there was not a hint of the controversy or shitstorm to follow at the time of the screening. Everyone in the room tried really hard to make an out for him and he didn't take it. I shivered when he preceded to double down on it.

But he actually did call it 2 days before it happened and everyone shit on him then that he was an idiot for predicting that. Time to become self aware of your hater bias

Gang check yo privilege

IS THAT TODAY'S PRAHBLUM?

I'll give him credit for calling it but he can shut the fuck up when it comes to being "nervous" when he was seeing it. obvious lie

Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on, lets go to the tape. Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on

Once again the thought that he alone came up with the totally original - and out of the comprehension of any other human - idea that a movie studio would pull a movie...yawwwwwwwwn!!!...isn't that original at all.

Narcissists think that their observations are precious and original, and their point of view is so much more intuitive than anyone else's, that they believe they're the first to look at something a certain way. The first to experience it. THUS THEN...it's their job to enlighten everyone about it (never failing to demand and expect full credit for the idea).

My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized exactly what was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put us through what your grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

Words words words.