check it out fokes I was at the recordin studeo were they record the opy and antony show from with jim norten and I was just playin sum Sik fucken pupies an just goin fuckin crazy gettin zooted and watnot and so fourth and then opy the blond one from the show works into the room an says ,yo chippah we herd you wuz here fucken rockin out with the sick fuckin puppys adn we thort we cud get yew on teh show cuz antohny cum(roflolmfao)ia got fired for beeting up a fucken darky or sumthin and we need sumone to riplace him and we herd yu are alweys crakin everywon up and that yur fuckin hilareuss an shit, and I sed ,fuk dat shit coksukah im just fuckin rockin now with my musec and singin fucken hart brakin balads n shit an i am not in teh mood to crak evereyone up, and he sed ,but if yu cum on the show an tel sum fuckin jokse ill suk ur fucken peckah or sumthin first to pay yu bak for doong it, and then i sed ,fuck that shit cocksuckah i aynt no fucken kweer an i nevah let a man tuch my peckah a few times wen i waz a kid and he told me hed bye me sum icecreem i nevah fucken did that shit, an then he( opy I meen. ) sed ,ok then i wont suk yur pekah but ill get a fucken hot chik to do it, and then i sed ,a chik ? Why not a duck or a geesse or a swon or sumthin of that nature ?, and then everyon was jus crakin up and then a hot chik ceme out and sed ,oh chippah I want to suk ur fuckin peckah and yur makin me al wet like theres a buncha rivers in my under pants or sumthin" and then i said ,well do that fucken shit then, and then she droped on her nees an started suckin my fucken peckah and was all hornee n shit and then she puled of her wig and it terns out it was opy just dresed as a wuman and then he sed ,serprise;;;, an I was al fukd up thinkin,wot the fuk is this shit ? , and then gess wat ? Nothin fucken happind cuz non of this fucken shit happind anywey i was lieing the hole time . yu just got fuckin chiped cocksuckah