More Opie lies - throwing his kids toys down the compactor

21  2014-12-17 by wifflebb

Sometime last year, maybe the year before, Opie told a story about how giving clothes/toys to charity was too much hassle, so he just threw them down the compactor. Today when Attell was on, he said he tried to donate them but the church wouldn't take the clothes. So he found a place that would take them - but he almost threw them down the compactor. He's so edgy.

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Perpetuating the cycle. Throw your kids toys in the trash. Growing another psycho.

I'm pretty sure this is stemming from when Jimmy called him out on the haggling of Christmas tree stands for free, only to throw them out after the 25th. He got all defensive because you he could tell Jimmy was basically saying "what the fuck are you doing. You're coming off as an asshole millionaire."

I was just confused on who buys a tree but just uses some shitty stand that a tree place would give you for free.

I'm pretty sure you're a psycho who listens too closely to a show you supposedly hate. Get a fucking life please.

pretty sure you're a fucking faggit who can't take hearing someone's opinion on a topic so you fucking turn into a whiny child. I'm not a hater just an observation, so go fuck yourself

Such eloquence.

Those poor river children will grow up being lied to their entire lives which will probably leave them turning out just like their "father" in the long run.

Bam Margera and Johnny Knoxville don't seem too dishonest to me.

Too bad Stretch Armstrong didn't pull Opie in with him.

That's the bit. Just lie all the time.

ME: I know which toys they don't LIKE anymore, IDIOT. I live in a very small Manhattan townhouse, we don't have room for this SHIT!

I think you mean penthouse.

He said someone sent him a paper shredder once and he threw it out because he didn't need it or something.

Enter 'Entitled Rich Guy Who Lights His Cigars With 100 Dollar Bills' Opie. Another fake character that serves no purpose and is completely hateable.

I hope he's killed.

I'm pretty sure this is stemming from when Jimmy called him out on the haggling of Christmas tree stands for free, only to throw them out after the 25th. He got all defensive because you he could tell Jimmy was basically saying "what the fuck are you doing. You're coming off as an asshole millionaire."

Sorry. Your phone cut out.

Ok we got you back. We only heard you say something about stems?

I'm pretty sure this is stemming from when Jimmy called him out on the haggling of Christmas tree stands for free, only to throw them out after the 25th. He got all defensive because you he could tell Jimmy was basically saying "what the fuck are you doing. You're coming off as an asshole millionaire."

Wow, the /r/samroberts subreddit you created is really popular!

Good catch. Now splice the audio together

It's a new show now, one that is safe for the listeners.

But, but, Opie said that he had a shower full of his kids' toys in it. He can't be lying. Can he?

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DRIPSCBW

I'm pretty sure this is stemming from when Jimmy called him out on the haggling of Christmas tree stands for free, only to throw them out after the 25th. He got all defensive because you he could tell Jimmy was basically saying "what the fuck are you doing. You're coming off as an asshole millionaire."

Maybe some toys went in the trash and others were donated. Big fucking deal. And so what if he made up the compactor thing, it'd be pretty boring to hear a break about donating toys.

^ new listener

Since 2004 bitch.

I think you mean penthouse.