I'm tired of hearing Norton say he's going to piss his pants

0  2014-12-16 by [deleted]

Hearing Norton interrupt the show saying he has to go the bathroom is starting to get infuriating. What's so hard about sitting in a room for 90 minutes without dashing to the bathroom like an old lady

14 comments

8  molloybe 2014-12-16

He's got a bladder the size of a walnut apparently. Too many interviews end with: "I've got to piss, badly."

7  -Palaver 2014-12-16

I was always amazed at how much those fuckers had to eat shit and piss in a 4 hour period.

6  Leeham721 2014-12-16

He used to complain about needing to pee and being scared he had bladder cancer because he pissed so much, then let slip that he drinks around 5 bottles of water before the show starts.

5  GWARscientist 2014-12-16

Maybe they can give him Troy Quan's diapers seeing how well that bit worked.

3  Justchippinyaaa 2014-12-16

Maybe he drinks so much water before the show so he can have a break, if even for a mere few minutes from the show? Just a thought. As we all figure the Opster drives him crazy with his show.

3  TheMonkfish 2014-12-16

Lots of water means less urge to pig out, and we all know that Jim is paranoid about becoming a shell-less turtle again.

1  jimcozad 2014-12-16

lol TRUE

1  tonygarycooper 2014-12-16

maybe diabetus is the reason why norden is such a sweet lil boy

1  boofk 2014-12-16

I drink 5-6 cups of water plus coffee at work a day. I piss 2 maybe 3 times in those 9 hours. Who cant not piss for one hour. Jimmy has always said "we gotta go to break, i gotta pee."

1  jimcozad 2014-12-16

Baby boy is a Piss Queen

1  RchrdJ28 2014-12-16

Artie Lange dealt with the pee issue perfectly.

1  [deleted] 2014-12-16

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1  [deleted] 2014-12-16

He has an enlarged prostate

1  jimcozad 2014-12-16

Does that mean he has a tight asshole?

1  phlammo 2014-12-16

It's his version of the kid in class that needs to use the bathroom all the time. It's his way of getting out of doing his job.