"married Wesley Snipes" made me laugh.

I'm sure Wesley Snipes has a much better sense of humor than his perpetually outraged wife.

There's no doubt that she's the reason he doesn't support Ant.

This post is very mean, and I don't think it has any place on the internet.

The helicopter flying lessons aren't gonna kill him. They're gonna save his life one day.

Get to da choppah

Burr's new special was pretty solid. Keep it up, Bill!

your username demands I give it a shot

Do you mean my flair?

It was his worst one to date.

I turned it off after 30 minutes and rewatched "Let it Go" instead.

it starts off slow but the second half is the best stuff he's ever done, stop being butthurt.

It wasn't anywhere close to his best stuff. The whole "sandwich in the pocket" bit was basically from an earlier special where he said "rub one out like a man, it's the champagne of victory."

he seems pretty humble to me, louie got big and thinks he's woody allen with a vision, burr still does regular shit and tries to not get too full of himself.

but he supposedly doesnt invite ant and he's the biggest piece of shit, you ant fans are honestly the biggest homos ever.

Funniest thread title I've ever read.

ME: "married Wesley Snipes" - bravo.

Pitbulls are cool.

Lost me at the pitbull comment. Fuck yourself.

But the Wesley Snipes line had me laughing.

That did save the post for me.

Yeah what an asshole. Not sucking Ant's dick because he has a career to think about and not abandoning Derosa just because they've been friends for years.

Where was Anthony mentioned in any of this. No, seriously? Who the fuck are you even addressing?

The implications are the amount of anger toward Bill is caused by the feeling to wasn't neck deep up Ant's ass when he got canned. As if he owes any of his fame to O&A for supplying F-grade fans. "Oh sweet more truckers at my show, thanks O&A! For the same idiot fans that continue to think Jim's stand-up is still funny."

Who the fuck are you even addressing?

The hive mind of this subreddit.

You're imagining seeing Ant where there isn't even the slightest indication of him and you wanna complain about a "hive mind?"

You are probably the least brave person I've ever encountered on a message board. You're covering up for a guy you'll never meet, and what you're covering up for is something he'd admit freely to. It's almost paradoxical how much of a pussy you are.

This isn't a message board.

Yes, it is, nerd.

Use more commas, Walken.

Are you talking about bravery... on the internet?

Sorry about that. Yeah, I got a little heated for a second.

How sad is that. Can't help it. It feels good sometimes though, to feel like you can win a fight....in absentia.

Because it takes someone else to tell us that Opie stinks...

Keep going against the grain, maaaaan

Shut the fuck up, you fucking dumb cunt.

someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed!

No, I was born on the wrong side of the tracks, and I jammed it in your mother's shit cutter.

Look out folks! This guy is troubled!

This is great radio, guys!

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Truck drivers stick together.

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Where was Anthony mentioned in any of this.

You can't be as stupid as the dipshit you're pretending to be.

I'm sorry, but it's not conceivably possible.

You lying dishonest brainless cowardly Lackwit.

I hope your lying Shitstain of a father died on Christmas eve.

And I hope your shit lying Stain of a "Mother" died the morning after.

"Cowardly lackwit" is a pretty good one. I hope you call me a cur next time James Joyce.

You rapscallion!

You pernicious scoundrel!

Why would marrying Wesley Snipes be considered lethal? All he's known for that's controversial in any way is cheating on his taxes.

If you're a Bill Burr hating, Cumia jizz-slurping dumbfuck racist, you might want to consider stepping up your game.

Nia is auditory AIDS

As are Opie, Robin, Vos, and anyone else brought on a show to be the straight man.

You think Vos was brought on to play a "straight man?"

On to My Wife Hates Me, yes.

But nobody listens to that show.

Congratulations. I guess you've found your "slippery slope".

Did you read a book on Industry Terms and you're just throwing them out like wet cards?

Did you read the name of the guy I responded to?

My bad, you read a book about Observational Humor and are dishing it out like wet cards.

Other than the wet shit falling out of your mouth, that made no sense at all.

So wet shit falling out of a mouth makes sense to you? What kind of sex nightmare do you live in?

maybe this subreddit has passed you by

Ew. Your post was pretty much literally a prayer for a brigade.

I can't even downvote you. You're too much of a pathetic faggot.

wow, name calling?

What would Nia think...

You apparently never listened to a single one of Burr's podcasts.

No, never, and Bill Burr is certainly not one of the reasons I started listening to O and A.

If you had any sense, Bill Burr would be one of the things you got out of it.

But you most likely haven't got any sense.

oh, literal packitchofsositch

Ah. shit.

Who the fuck are you even addressing?

The hive mind of this subreddit.

Where was Anthony mentioned in any of this.

You can't be as stupid as the dipshit you're pretending to be.

I'm sorry, but it's not conceivably possible.

You lying dishonest brainless cowardly Lackwit.

I hope your lying Shitstain of a father died on Christmas eve.

And I hope your shit lying Stain of a "Mother" died the morning after.

You apparently never listened to a single one of Burr's podcasts.

If you had any sense, Bill Burr would be one of the things you got out of it.

But you most likely haven't got any sense.

It wasn't anywhere close to his best stuff. The whole "sandwich in the pocket" bit was basically from an earlier special where he said "rub one out like a man, it's the champagne of victory."

The implications are the amount of anger toward Bill is caused by the feeling to wasn't neck deep up Ant's ass when he got canned. As if he owes any of his fame to O&A for supplying F-grade fans. "Oh sweet more truckers at my show, thanks O&A! For the same idiot fans that continue to think Jim's stand-up is still funny."