Whoa, what? I know for a fact they've talked about them on the show before. I'm pretty sure Opie, Jimmy and Ant got them as gag gifts from a porn star or some shit at one point.
There are two beautiful explanations. Either the Opester lied about not knowing what they were (which is a weird lie, but not out of character), OR he has never known, and just sheepishly pretended to know when they received them as gifts.
If you know anything about Opie is that no one who calls himself "Opie" into adulthood had any chance of hooking up with a number of women. He has very little sexual experience, especially outside the norm ones. Just listen when Jimmy and Florentine are talking about past sexual conquests and Opie sounds amazed at some of the stuff they did. Then he contributed with lies (like sleeping with black girls)
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7 FJaxJones 2014-12-15
Somewhat strange that Opie is a grown man and doesn't know what a cock ring is.
If he did, he probably wouldn't have to "just kind of mash it in there"
3 breadmoccasin 2014-12-15
Whoa, what? I know for a fact they've talked about them on the show before. I'm pretty sure Opie, Jimmy and Ant got them as gag gifts from a porn star or some shit at one point.
4 dankfranklin 2014-12-15
Dude thought that "cock tease" meant rubbing your cock on a chick in order to tease her. He's a dunderhead.
2 PigsArePunished 2014-12-15
There are two beautiful explanations. Either the Opester lied about not knowing what they were (which is a weird lie, but not out of character), OR he has never known, and just sheepishly pretended to know when they received them as gifts.
1 Unc_PaulHarrgis1-5YO 2014-12-15
Both seem plausible. When I used to baby sit him he used to make up things all the time!
1 Dannyprecise 2014-12-15
If you know anything about Opie is that no one who calls himself "Opie" into adulthood had any chance of hooking up with a number of women. He has very little sexual experience, especially outside the norm ones. Just listen when Jimmy and Florentine are talking about past sexual conquests and Opie sounds amazed at some of the stuff they did. Then he contributed with lies (like sleeping with black girls)
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3 Johnniebutters 2014-12-15
hahaha perfect
4 CookieHaid 2014-12-15
"Uh bhuy!" -Douche
3 thrillated 2014-12-15
Dumb egging dumber on.
6 CookieHaid 2014-12-15
*greggin'
1 phyrexianlovepump 2014-12-15
How is retard a comedian?
1 Unc_PaulHarrgis1-5YO 2014-12-15
I think you mean