Seems his way to get out of why he's hated in this instance is intrigue and vagary

The E-Rock strategy...

BINGO!

Is he going to announce he's pregnant?

Bitch Tits to Milk Tits

Opie can't have children, his womb is as barren as FH Riley's during the O&A Holiday extravaganza.

"His womb is so polluuuted. I cant even hav a kid wit him man."

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Means opie is a lying piece of shit. With a slop-cunt wife.

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...."That's the bit".

That is 100% of the answer.

Of course it's disappointing. What else did you expect when you consider the source.

If he ever does "tell the story" I can promise you it will start with how, when they were first syndicated to Philly, callers who were used to music kept calling in and expressing their hatred of the talk format. How they initially said "you guys suck" and meant it, then it started transforming into a catchphrase used by fans the show had won over. And he'll probably try to argue that this type of relationship with fans it what made O&A so "cool" and different.

CONSIDER THE SOURCE! LOOK, BUT DON'T TOUCH! MAKE JOKES, BUT DON'T GET ANY LAUGHS!

YESSSSS! WEAR THE PLATFORM SHOES AND THE THREE QUARTERS LENGTH LEATHER!

My wig's caught in the ceiling fan. HOOO-WHAAA!

I'M A FAN OF MAN!!!!!!!

More fake 'insider Opie' BS.

It doesn't mean anything. His typical bullshit.

Opie is actually being brilliant. After Anthony was fired Opie became the destroyer and put the plan in motion to destroy the show.

On Monday morning, Opie is going to present evidence that all of the Opie hatred can be traced back to a "handful" of people who made multiple accounts.

what could possibly be the real reason besides "i'm not saying or doing funny things on the air"? Thats the reason people hate him. If he was killing on the air there wouldnt be this opie hate. There couldnt possibly be more

He hired that black women to attack Anthony in an attempt to get a "viral" video.

It backfired once he realized Anthony wasn't a pushover like the ol Opester and actually confronted the bitch.

He ran as fast as he could.

ME: I hope the story is mostly about The Philly Crew.

That had me HOWLING

Translation: he's going to come clean about his learning disability.

best case: Opie is sitting on a truth/story that he thinks will sway public opinion in his favor and against Anthony, or Fez, but in fact will just make the public hate him more.

worst case: Opie's completely full of shit and has nothing.

I'm going with "worst case".

its his third best attempt to drum up some heat for the show. First being wolverine trying a cronut on air. Second being his offer of money to charity if one of the kardashians could prove she was the biological sibling of the other 2 sisters

You're forgetting about the Opieradio "Find the Dollar Bill" challenge!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwfKTT4FUBI

Such a cunt.

Vagary as a replacement for content. Nothing new.

That's just the new version of "Leave it alone."

He's bluffing.

This is Ant related.

he means "a" real story...as in any "real" story since all he tells are lies...

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAL

Opie, what a fucking cuck.

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Like Fez, Opie never pays off. Its more BS.

Vague Opie

If you ever believe the stories that Opie concocts you're a fool.

In my opinion. There was a lot more to Ant's firing than meets the eye. Sirius fired him for "financial reasons", and they wanted to take the show in a different direction. So Ant pulled that publicity stunt with that black hooker, when it became clear that Sirius wasn't going to re-sign him. That's what I think the huge secret is...

And he was newspaper clippings covering his wall to prove it!