If Opie publishes his memoirs, what would it be titled?

11  2014-12-11 by [deleted]

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Mein Boobs

ME!-moir

This is actually really good. Someone like Joan Rivers could have pulled that off.

IF I DID IT: Confessions of the Man Who Abandoned Ant

The art of bore

This is way, way too clever and literate for a Chip joke.

Home run Chippah!

My Radio Mammaries

rofl

Foreword by Bam Margera

"Thank You Anthony"

Droppin' hammers, countin' empties A talentless hacks journey to stardom

Twisted & Tormented:

A mixture of pride and stupidity.

By Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Some will be amused...

Some will be abused...

Some will be offended by the language that he use...

From the putting green to being mean: Decades of lucrative lies

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD: The Real Story From The Realest Man in Radio

Living With Pancreatic Cancer.

Released posthumously ..

...next Year

PAUSE! Let Me Set This Up for Everyone

Goin Viral - The gregg Hughes story

Hopefully its released after a lost battle with AIDS

Pudding Tits

Tales of a 51 year old nothing

The Candyless Kid: How successful board op, Gregg "Opie" hughes went from New York Pentouse to living in the kitchen of F.H. Rileys

LIAR. Big bold white letters on a black background. Or Opie radio written all artsy with a hollow broken eggshell underneath on a off white background. Damn I wish I could photoshoppe.

All Out

The Bit: What is it?

Words Hurt.... ME: if you're a pussy!

Wordstar got a nigga, ribs hurtin today!

Check out the empties, MAN!

Opie is a faggot

Greg Huges : FOR REAL

ME:

A Buck for a Suck: The Spuds Buckley Story

Bams kids, my burden.

The story of a muther Hucker.

Orchestrating Laughter: The story of Maestro, Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Finding a lazy guinea in the attic: my road to shock jock infamy.

"That's the bit!" - Deep Cuts from the Opester

"On The Coat Tails Of A Funny Man"! (Forward by Joe Cumia)

Today I Howl

They Called Me Puddin' Tits: My Life Without Talent

OpieBook

Mein Hasser : a manifesto by Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Holy shit, this is one of the best threads in this sub ever

ME: no problem bro

Hold on! The journey of Spuds Buckley, dropping hammers of truth.

       "I Was Howling".

A List Of All Of Opie's Funny Lines (Instead of a book, it would be on a match book!

18 years of radio

Meeeeeeeeeeeeee

The Opester: Put Up Numbers.

"I Don't Give a Care" and other original witticisms I invented.

I'm all in

That's The Bit!: My Story From Aspiring Radio DJ To Professional Cuckold

Brothaman, Brothaman. I hardly knew me.

WINNING WITH RACISM memoirs of a zilch

The Grapes of My Wrath: How I Steered the Ship and Grew Rich

Autism Radio

Be More funny

Chapter 43: Bam and Linds

LEAVE IT ALONE

Putting Up Numbers: The Tale of the Opester and His V

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your autism is so dense that light can't escape its surface

Chip roll woulda been the payoff

bigger black hole than robin

This dude.

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STOP STOP STOP! How a talentless hack interrupted his way to the middle.

Le Opie

opie is family guy

Jesus Christ, not this post again.