Lionel is radio gold.
0 2014-12-09 by AntsCamera
He is a likable version of Alex Jones, and the perfect lolcow for the show.
He is an unmitigated moron, who loves abuse.
He is lady Di if she did not drink and smoke crack her whole life. He is also the only person who Opie can keep up with and make look silly.
He is also smart enough to shut the fuck up during interviews, but then lets his moronicy fly when they are gone.
He also kicked Kenny ass verbally, even if he really made no clear point. Just because he got Kenny angry, and angry Kenny is the shit.
Don't burn him out Opie. This is your next O and A Opieraqio freak.
46 comments
10 cali_gunner 2014-12-09
I watch the Alex Jones show and have been cringing for years every time this high pitched midget gets on there with his Sim City Mayor eyebrows and exaggerated queer mannerisms.
12 TheRadicalMan 2014-12-09
"Sim City Mayor eyebrows"
I like you. Let's jerk each other off in the woods sometime.
8 panjshirlion 2014-12-09
http://media.tumblr.com/5bd8d5e80b6c1eb7ee88e2803740a541/tumblr_inline_n0w2buWsY11rjw2mu.png
If this is the guy you're talking about, "Sim City Mayor eyebrows" might be the reference of the decade.
2 AntsCamera 2014-12-09
Yeah, that is a dead fucking ringer.
Good catch cousins!
2 cali_gunner 2014-12-09
Boom.
7 TossyMcSalad 2014-12-09
WAIT WAIT, if Lionel is radio gold, then Opie must be radio fiat currency or sumpthin'
5 Moh7 2014-12-09
That makes no sense chip
7 TossyMcSalad 2014-12-09
Fiat currency = Money not backed by precious metal --> technically worthless, only survives because people still agree to trade with it, ascribing to it a fictional worth.
Opieraqio = Radio Show not backed by funny --> technically worthless, only survives because SXM still agrees to run his show, ascribing to it a fictional quality.
3 AntsCamera 2014-12-09
Oh literal Jim!
2 [deleted] 2014-12-09
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2 jataylorlfc 2014-12-09
'radio coppah' would have sufficed, sir.
2 cali_gunner 2014-12-09
yeah hes a real XM policeman tss ss ss
1 TossyMcSalad 2014-12-09
you fawkin buried this cocksucka
1 Irony_Dan 2014-12-09
Isn't that CSK?
7 E-rockComment 2014-12-09
Lionel's a reasonably intelligent guy, he's more socially awkward than anything. Some of his positions are odd, but that does not make him "dumb" in and of itself. No moron can pass the bar exam, I can assure you of that.
2 AntsCamera 2014-12-09
He loves abuse, he puts up with too much because he is so zealous about getting his point out there.
I love the guy. I go from agreeing with him, to laughing at him, and you are right, he is not dumb, I gave him that credit when I compared him to other smart guys with crazy views.
He is a lot more sensible than Ventura or Jones, but the abuse he is willing to take to get his views out has to be admired and/or laughed at.
5 E-rockComment 2014-12-09
I agree with you to that extent, but I also think he realizes it's all in good fun. He's not a ball buster, so I understand why he doesn't go back at them when they get on his case (pun intended, I'm sorry). He's essentially the anti-Vos, moderately intelligent but can't defend himself when getting ragged on, while Vos is a blithering idiot who has the best "counter punch" in stand up, according to Colin Quinn and Jim Norton.
1 cali_gunner 2014-12-09
I'm going to have to confirm that a scary amount of morons pass the bar exam.
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6 Sandhippo 2014-12-09
he's a fucking jewey kikeburger
-2 TheRadicalMan 2014-12-09
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks, nigger.
2 shameofyou 2014-12-09
he knows how to hold court and shut the fuck up along with a different opinion and perspective. he can't keep up with jim's sexy talk but jim can't keep up with lionels insights either. pretty good dynamic, i'd listen to a lionel and jim show regularly.
opie just needs to lean on a woodchipper and we'll be back to proper shock jock cringe radio.
2 AntsCamera 2014-12-09
Jim and Lionel in the morning is something I can get behind.
2 majestik6 2014-12-09
I discovered O&A in Seattle (of all places.)
Howard had the AM slot, then Kennedy in the afternoon, Tom Leykis had afternoon drive, followed by O&A, then Lionel.
2 TheRadicalMan 2014-12-09
OPIE HAS NEVER HEARD OF THE WORD "OCCULTIST."
Mother of god. His reptilian brain stem is the only thing left.
I swear he is must have learning problems coupled with genetic brain issues. It's hard to believe any person, at 50 plus years old, has never heard of that word.
Or maybe that's the bit and the show has passed me by.
3 AntsCamera 2014-12-09
No sir, Opies own show has passed him by.
We are the sane ones, he is the fucking rube.
1 numba13 2014-12-09
Who is Lionel and when did he appear?
1 AntsCamera 2014-12-09
You have to hear him to understand, I can only describe him as a meek whiny version of Alex Jones and Jesse Ventura, with 50 more IQ points than both of them.
He starts to make sense then stalls out, like car a with a bad battery, it chugs and chugs then coughs and sputters. He is a moron not because he is stupid, but because he is far out there, and a pure weasel.
Maybe Logan or Stevie put him up, check it out, he is a real fucking hoot. Start with him and Kenny.
1 numba13 2014-12-09
Nahh, I'm asking if he's a caller or just some guy in the building
1 AntsCamera 2014-12-09
He was a guest yesterday, and he called in today, they started to play the silent game with him, but bailed out because he is such a raving attention whore. He was singing into the phone, saying I will wait, I think he heard the show before.
1 a700hp 2014-12-09
He used to have his own show on the left channel, he's a blowhard attorney, I did enjoy him shutting down that moron kenny tho.
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-1 BoboOrban6 2014-12-09
What?
0 TheRadicalMan 2014-12-09
What about that clearly explained sentence doesn't register with you?
4 BoboOrban6 2014-12-09
He's one of the smartest guys that's been on the show.
2 TheRadicalMan 2014-12-09
Think the OP meant his tone and attitude; not intelligence when saying "moron."
3 BoboOrban6 2014-12-09
I'm going to rape and kill you and your entire family.
1 TheRadicalMan 2014-12-09
That sounds sexy. You like fucking men then? Cool, but my Mom will slice your dick off like an Old Western whore.
2 BoboOrban6 2014-12-09
Yes.
1 TheRadicalMan 2014-12-09
Well, I'm not into fucking men, so please don't try to rape me and my family #handsupdontshootinmyfamilysbutt(s)
1 BoboOrban6 2014-12-09
homerun, theradicalman
1 TheRadicalMan 2014-12-09
Yes, it amused me. Back to "work" and blowing off clients that I wish were dead.
1 AntsCamera 2014-12-09
Oh no an online threat.
I am gonna call Joe DeRosa on you!
Only he can stand up to cyber bullies!
0 BoboOrban6 2014-12-09
#CyberPolice
2 AntsCamera 2014-12-09
Indeed. I called him a moron because he is such a peon and his personality is borderline autistic, and he keeps on chugging along, never discouraged and always focused on his points.
I actually like him, and agree with some of his rants, he comes with facts, which I respect. He is just socially inept, or really knows and understands the show. He defeated the silent game today. that has to mean something.
He is just a far out dude and I love him.
1 TheRadicalMan 2014-12-09
Exactly and you had me until "far out dude." Love your comments, but that sounds like something Joe Cumia and Opie would say while taking a "taste" of weed.
0 AntsCamera 2014-12-09
I am re visiting the 60's today.
Want to know how groovy the R&F show is so far?
I gotta go drop acid and join a drum circle. Join me at the Vietnam protest
1 BoboOrban6 2014-12-09
I hope it's at Kent State.
1 AntsCamera 2014-12-09
Where else would it be, here comes the national guard!
I'll go let them know we are all unarmed.
1 TheRadicalMan 2014-12-09
That sounds sexy. You like fucking men then? Cool, but my Mom will slice your dick off like an Old Western whore.
1 AntsCamera 2014-12-09
Oh no an online threat.
I am gonna call Joe DeRosa on you!
Only he can stand up to cyber bullies!
1 BoboOrban6 2014-12-09
homerun, theradicalman