Uncle Paul gives a nice car ride and some candy to the little girl next door. The neighbor's parents get angry and start yellin' every witch way

61  2014-12-05 by [deleted]

22 comments

You, sir, are a sweet boy.

thank you for your service

U-nee-forms.

Lol it always bugs me because I want to put the pronunciation in there but it would be too obvious if I made it goofy like that.

Dude that is so awesome. The comments by the marks in that sub are the icing on the cake.

This sub needs more Uncle Paul interacting with the real world.

I do it all the time, it's just not always worthy of posting lol

People were actually coming to Uncle Paul's defense. hahah fucking beautiful

Keep up the good work

The attention to detail with this one is great. You didn't "roll down" your window, you unrolled it. You subliminal message implanting creep.

edit: never mind, a quick google follow-up tells me that people actually say it that way in some places. Must be like in line/on line. Guess I'm the creep for reading that far into it.

no its probably just a stupid NY thing like saying on line.

No I have a creepy old van is all. Shuure.

lol, dude this is fucking great

Wow, you nailed the voice. Howling. Bravo.

*whicha (sorry...still made me loff and loff!)

This is great! Does Paul fuck kids though?

He's just a simple man looking for love.

I figured as much, these parents are just sticks in the mud.

Yaaaay!

that is fucking great.

God dammit poopsliquid that is fucking masterful. The rubes of reddit are endlessly entertaining. Also the authorities should pay a visit to u/ Rosalee . He sounds like a more pragmatic Uncle Paul IRL.

gave her some leftover halloween candy I had in my car that I didn't get to pass out on halloween due to BS regulations.

Uncle Paul turned into PFT Commenter for a second there.

Witch

He's just a simple man looking for love.