The "stole my phone" bit is making fun of how Opie came over to Sirius during the start of their Terrestrial radio and then the walk over days (right after XM was bought out by Sirius) and Opie left his phone in the bathroom and assumed someone stole it. Long story short, idiot just left it in a different area of the bathroom then he thought and went on the air talking shit about all the potential "thieves" at Sirius.
What is WORSE about this, is ME: just retold this story about how his phone was stolen at Sirius BUT told it as if someone actually stole it, forgetting that he already went on the air and talked about how he just left it on the bathroom in a place he forgot to look the first time.
Opie shit fuck actually forgot he told the truth already and decided to retell the "stole my phone" story in the past month just to relate to a guest. May his Ass get AIDS and fall off.
Damn, with so many threads started here of people splitting hairs and trying to find new shit to hate about Opie, this is an amazingly valid thing to hate.
Seriously, forgetting your own fuckup and fucking up again just so you could have a few minutes on air embellishing your story that never actually happened.
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8 Thecoolhands 2014-12-04
ESD was so funny on the show. I couldn't believe XM let him go.
7 WilliamTellAll 2014-12-04
A great thing about this clip.
The "stole my phone" bit is making fun of how Opie came over to Sirius during the start of their Terrestrial radio and then the walk over days (right after XM was bought out by Sirius) and Opie left his phone in the bathroom and assumed someone stole it. Long story short, idiot just left it in a different area of the bathroom then he thought and went on the air talking shit about all the potential "thieves" at Sirius.
What is WORSE about this, is ME: just retold this story about how his phone was stolen at Sirius BUT told it as if someone actually stole it, forgetting that he already went on the air and talked about how he just left it on the bathroom in a place he forgot to look the first time.
Opie shit fuck actually forgot he told the truth already and decided to retell the "stole my phone" story in the past month just to relate to a guest. May his Ass get AIDS and fall off.
1 breadmoccasin 2014-12-04
Damn, with so many threads started here of people splitting hairs and trying to find new shit to hate about Opie, this is an amazingly valid thing to hate.
Seriously, forgetting your own fuckup and fucking up again just so you could have a few minutes on air embellishing your story that never actually happened.
5 AntsCamera 2014-12-04
He is on my local station WRAT in NJ.
He is pretty good for FCC radio.
No fucktwat the clown, but is still decent for regular radio. Too bad they play music...They should let Dave loose.
I still support my buddaay Davey Mac.
3 AntsCamera 2014-12-04
Was this when Opie and Ant went off air kinda imitating ron and Fez, went out with the Lou Reed song?
Then R&F came in imitating the O and A show with the rage music etc?
3 theonewholeads 2014-12-04
I read the title in Opie's voice.
3 little-pete-ferguson 2014-12-04
Long live the King. ESD