Even if O&A ever did reunite...

30  2014-12-04 by im_not

It wouldn't be the same. Because we as fans are now irreversibly aware of just how much Opie sucks. Unlike the old days, where Opie wasn't expected to carry the show as much and he simply allowed Ant and Jim to be funny, we all are no longer under the illusion that Opie somehow serves a purpose in "steering the ship." If O&A reunited, our ears would be so much more fine-tuned to his bullshit, that the show probably still wouldn't be enjoyable. His mere presence would continue to be a distraction, just as much as it is now.

Not only that, but I think there would just be too much bad blood between Opie and Anthony. Both of them have taken a few delicate, passive-aggressive swipes at each other since O&A ended, and I think that'd make things even more awkward between those two. Maybe not as much so for Ant, because in the end he can get along really well with anybody, but mainly for Shitbag. Either way, if O&A ever did manage to reunite down the road (which I think will never happen), I definitely don't think the show would simply pick up where it left off in the same way that it picked right back up in 2004.

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It's adorable to see how some here are just coming to the realization that Opie is terrible on the air. Go back and listen to early XM and Patrice audio, he used to fuck up the show then, too.

Spoken like a wackbag veteran. Are you Fenrir?

Most people on Wackbag suck.

Its the same 3 people with sockpuppet accounts, that place died when the boys stopped taking calls from cuntfuck from Wackbag...

Those guys got edgy fucking names!

Oh look, wackbag gets mentioned and you show up yammering about sockpuppet accounts again. Someone really hurt your feelings, huh?

Aren't you the same guy who was crying about how reddit would "treat Joe better" after finding out he was posting on wackbag?

Edit: Yup, that's you- http://i.imgur.com/OeXNmV0.png

What a fagola. At least the sockpuppet insult was nice and original.

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Love me a satisfied customer.

Bro-Job!

Was the opie hate as bad on wackbag or other O&A Forums?. I know Opie is roundly hated, but has it always been this fierce?

It's true. I have been listening for years and recently caught some flash backs and Opie was saying the same shit then as he is saying now. Just we don't have Ant and Yimmy talking over him and we hear more of what he is saying.

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remember the times, he tells about the spare bathroom in his house, where he hides his kid's toys, making the point, that every home in manhattan has a toilet attached to every room in it...

that's the disconnected dummy that he is, living in his trump tower 2000+ sqft apartment, with his shopaholic wife and bam's children.

gentrification? never heard of...

what do you mean bam's children? like bam margera?

Lindsay's (or Lynsi?) banged or still bangs Bam Margera.

She even made a porno with him.

I need to google this stuff, thanks for the distraction this afternoon!

Will someone please give more info on this?

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those river children are certainly not Opie's. He just helps Lynsi/the maid/the nanny/the butler/the cook raise them.

lol he just steers their ship

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bam's children.

The Lynsi Margera stuff, as childish as it might be, always makes me laugh.

it's childish, but not Opie's childish

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Nobody likes turkey either

Or coffee. Despite coffee being the most popular non-alcoholic beverage in the Western world for about 200 years, nobody drank coffee before Starbucks.

Holy fuck did he say that?

He has to be trolling people. No functioning human being is that fucking dumb.

Well, he is the hole.

now guys!!!!

Nope. It was when Jimmy said "I got a picture with the actor who played Wee-Bey on The Wire"

ME: Yeah, WEEBEE was awesome.

HE LITERALLY JUST SAID IT YOU FUCKING SHMUCK!

And fuck Jimmy too because you could hear him almost call him out on it and then pull back. YUCK.

I can confirm, People see me smoking and offer me 50 cents or sometimes a dollar to bum a cig. I work in NYC, and I never got choked for taking a greenback for a smoke. (I am white with blue eyes, fucking sexy)

Opie does not know how real people live. He can't when he never goes outside his upper westside Manhattan shell.

And even if he did go outside that shell, he would need Kenny with him, because money makes you inept socially in his case.

He was particularly grating today for some reason. He also said beautiful and hold on hold on about ten times

Funny enough, that was one of the last lines I chuckled at all day. As soon as they got into the serious talk about that police incident, I was the fuck out. Zero desire to listen to them talk about that.

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Ricky Ricardo tss tss

"It wouldn't be the same. Because we as fans are now irreversibly aware of just how much Opie sucks."

they did a gig back in early 2000 at mardi gras (wnew). the crowd around them was chanting "opie sucks, opie sucks". on xm, who was it that complained about "twitter haters" incessantly unlike his other cohosts? opie.

it took me two years as a listener to loathe opie, quit for a year in 2010 because of it, but i loved jim and ant too much to stay away. no the show never will be the same, but you learn to tolerate him as best you can.

That's a beautiful story of love conquering all.

He's gonna sell the movie rights to Paramount.

Currently listening to a show from October 2009. Was gonna comment how it would be impossible to go back if they were to reunite. Too aware of how awful Opie has been. Suddenly, just heard a crystal clear example of his inability to just be a person instead of a humorless cock.

Everyone was laughing, joking, having a ball. Joe DeRosa had a funny line and Opie finally chimes in with:

"Fuckin' DeRosa. Joe DeRosa in the house today."

Said without irony.

Bill and Marla?

Yeah.

Maybe I'm just being picky, I realize he's resetting the fact that Joe is in studio. But it's his constant need to stop the laugh and acknowledge it, remind people that a joke has been told and that the sound you're hearing is laughter.

Everyone is enjoying a good laugh, riffing, etc. And it's comments like "You're killing today" or "that's fuckin' funny, man" or "very good, very good."

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Very good, very good.

Hold on, Dave from Buffalo wants to get in on this.

I hated when Anthony was riffing about bill killing himself and Opie had to keep jumping in to interrupt him

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That's the old radio thing of "resetting your guests" so people who tuned in after the break started know who is in studio.

They do not like each other at this point in life.

Gregg is a family man, love it or hate it, good for him, whatever.

Ant is a mid 50s teenager.

These guys worked because they contrasted, but at this juncture it is IMHO that they cannot stand each other.

Ants first public invite to Opie was when he knew he would be circle dancing with his fellow 50 year old frat boys in Philly over thanksgiving.

I wonder which one had to eat the cracker. I bet Opie held back on purpose so he could be the lucky winner.

Jim 3 times Opie zero, and Jimmy has a way busier life than Opie, as he is doing his gigs, working on his act etc. Opie does 3 hours and sleeps on the couch all afternoon.

If he wanted to be on ants show, he would have been on the first fucking day. I would have been in his shoes. Support the friend that "divide and conquer" would never work on.

Ants firing was a service to me, as it exposed just how Todd (fake wormy, company compliant) like Opie was, and made me realize I only liked the show because of Jim and Ant.

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Nobody wants opie. It's clear people want Norton and Cumia.

I wonder if Opie has tormenting invasive thoughts like the kid in Stand By Me with the dead brother.

"It should have been you, Gregg."

Oh my god my fans hate me! -sobs - no they dont, they just dont know you, Greggo

This isn't new phenomenon.

Opie himself mentioned how much the fans hate him back when they did the mouse trap thing with Patti when they first came to XM.

There was an Opie Sucks chant started by the fans when Anthony showed up at the Big Ass Night Of Fights 2. That was back in 2002 on WNEW.

In all fairness the mousetrap thing was funny.

I hate him for turning into a corporate hack, when he railed against that shit all his career.

Give me back Poker Chip Opie, allowing Ramone calls, and calling Ed Asner a Bore to his face.

If Opie was always a shit hack I would not be so venomous to him, he used to be great at cringe radio, he used to have balls of steel.

Him and Fez are so alike, they both used to be good on the fucking radio.

Now he is interviewing Pauly Shore. 20 years after he was hot.

Well, the thing I was talking about was how they were testing out the mousetraps before the bit by mousetrapping themselves if one of their jokes bombed and one of the guests (Louie?) suggested that if the next caller bombed, Opie should put his hand in the mousetrap. Opie responded with something like 'are you kidding? the callers hate me. they'd bomb on purpose'.

Opie's the same guy he's been his entire career. It's just that the radio he's best at has fallen out of style. He can't bring in retards off the street to torment because security is so tight in the Sirius building. He can't dump on shitty guests because guests do the full circuit at Sirius. He can't be the guy he was at WNEW because the industry has moved past shock jock/rebel style radio.

He's trying to morph into Ron Bennington but he's just not as talented or interesting as a person.

It was bill burr hill

I got ya, I believe one of them was a rat trap and they almost made Erick try it on his finger until one of the comedians stopped them.

He's trying to morph into Ron Bennington but he's just not as talented or interesting as a person.

I find it hilarious how "real" Opie tries to be with personal stories and real life things, when Ron never gives any real life info and puts on 10 times the better show, he mentioned he has kids to a guest, and I was unsure if he was blowing smoke up his ass or not.

Rons persona is enough to carry the show even with 1 half of it gone.

Opie.... the same cannot be said.

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I can't even listen to old Louis CK, Colin Quinn and Patrice episodes anymore. Liar is just way too obvious and irritating now. It really sucks.

I can, but it's testing for exactly that reason.

Even old clips are ruined. Well not ruined, but the douchiness comes through.

I rarely listen to them. I used to rando-play them; now I only click them when someone else mentions it first. And Opie's lack of awareness shines through so clearly now, it's almost unbearable.

It really sucks that you can't "unhear" something.

I think the show would be amazing if they re-united, you can tell Jim really wants Anthony back, the celebratory relief would send their chemistry into ridiculous heights.

For the first couple of months anyway. Same with the fans. We'd be ecstatic and we would love the show and we would give Opie a pass initially. But eventually the show would fall back into a routine and we'd all grow to hate him again and a lot of us would begin to hate the show

So you're saying it would be the same as before?

Then why are you here?

Leave it alone..

Most of us were aware that opie sucks shit for years now. Don't lie to urself,if O&A got back together we would all be jizzing our pants.

Is it getting O&A back together or is it simply getting Anthony and Jimmy back together? I'm not quite sure Opie is really needed at this point even though he was the person who created it.

For some reason I tend to believe that if Opie wanted to continue with O&A he could have gotten it to happen(maybe not on SiriusXM but online and done somewhere in the city instead of Anthony's basement). I really think Opie wanted to break away from Anthony and this was the perfect opportunity to do that.

Every show needs a hole.

Mänuj Männt likes what he's been hearing. Inspires his sleeper cell to build bombs faster.

Opie has been intolerable since 2009 for me.

Whenever I see a post this long, I fully expect it to be a chippypasta now, but also, I'm so glad I don't hate opie as much as everyone here, like barely at all really. Because I pick up on all the annoyances, and it makes me so happy that so many people here will be raging at that moment. It's wonderful

This sub is so much better now.

Because I pick up on all the annoyances, and it makes me so happy that so many people here will be raging at that moment.

Aren't you perceptive.

Yeah, that's what I said.

Something I always thought was ironic was that no matter what happens, this sub will still always be called "opieandanthony" :(

Well you can go to /r/opieradio ir /r/tacsdiscussion

Speak for youself. I always knew Opie sucked. It was just more acceptable without him dominating every conversation.

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So if O&A reunited, you wouldn't listen?

I agree. It would be like trying to rewatch the Poughkeepsie tapes.

rumour is lionel for third mic. can anyone confirm?

richie?

All night lawng

Through nothing other than blind optimism I'm still holding a torch for a reunion. The reality probably is that the show as we knew it died when Ant was fired...but I just can't help but hold out hope.

Whenever Jimmy shows up to TACS is like the old O&A days when Opie was out of the studio.

I want to hear Ant and Jimmy's off air conversation after last Wednesday's TACS.

I have the same feeling but regardless it would be nice if they could get together and officially end it. Give the show I have been listening for many years a final farewell.

Give that final "your mom's box" to everyone.

The problem is Ant can't carry the show by himself, and to be honest, neither can Ant & Jim. You need a third person, the best would be Ronnie B, but I hate to say it, Sam & Ant always had great chemistry together. Sam is waaaay funnier than Opie.

Waiting for my trashing.

It's like a buddy cop show with Hitler and Stalin. It would work.

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I hated when Anthony was riffing about bill killing himself and Opie had to keep jumping in to interrupt him

He's gonna sell the movie rights to Paramount.

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