Opie's most ridiculous lie he ever told on air
101 2014-12-04 by fokm
Since mom and dad broke up last July, I too have become convinced by this subreddit that Opie constantly lies and exaggerates his stories to the point where they aren't believable at all, a la Tucker Max, making him a huge hypocrite.
Do you all remember the story the Opester about going on vacation somewhere in The Caribbean, and going scuba diving and getting into an underwater fight with a French guy about his girlfriend, throwing punches underwater? What horseshit!
As a certified scuba instructor of 8 years, I can tell you that when you fight underwater and beat up the French guy his girl will start tuggin on my fuckin peckah hard she wanted it soo bad she said 'Chippah u got a big fuckin peckah and started suckin my dick so bad she sat on it with her asshole underwater and everything dats how bad she wanted it but her ass filled with water made it so tight for my peckah to get in dat or somethin but i still made her cum like 3 times. Tssss tsss.
36 comments
65 [deleted] 2014-12-04
how do I keep falling for these
18 havingmadfun 2014-12-04
You want to believe.
6 BigPhrank 2014-12-04
This is why I keep falling for it. I just had ramen soup come out my nose here in Singapore.
10 jsmill1 2014-12-04
how many times will you be caned for that?
3 SocialJusticeSucks 2014-12-04
Because the guy posting them is a fucking genius. Literally the only reason I come to this shit site.
1 Dannyprecise 2014-12-04
This nigga gets me every time.
20 dochattan 2014-12-04
You motherfucker, I had my Opie hate boner so ready for this thread.
16 BobbyxLo 2014-12-04
God I love Chippypasta
14 Ojisan1 2014-12-04
Smoothest chippah transition ever. Sneaky fuck!
1 fokm 2014-12-04
TY.
9 Chip--Chipperson 2014-12-04
It's the paragraphs. Everyone is adapting.
8 marsgamingchannel 2014-12-04
Asshole.
But seriously you can't punch underwater
7 ISignedUpToReplyToU 2014-12-04
for some reason, this is my favorite chippahroll
6 shameofyou 2014-12-04
ohh shit, swimwalk
fight probably looked like David Van Driessen vs Mr. Manners
if it even happened.
6 bobbuel 2014-12-04
At first I was like "oh yeah really." Then I was like "God damn it I fell for another one."
5 Doom_Art 2014-12-04
It's enraging yet hilarious at the same time. It's an interesting mix of emotions.
4 DrSteveChipperson 2014-12-04
I don't get it.
2 Mitchull 2014-12-04
Syah syah
3 LCFlowers 2014-12-04
Laughing so fucking hard right meow
3 no1raniuk 2014-12-04
The Chip's...they're becoming aware!
3 Leeham721 2014-12-04
EVERY TIME
Cunt!
3 valley_pete 2014-12-04
i saw this before i got to work. then i got to work. then i rushed to open it again to see what the lie was.
i'm a fucking idiot.
2 Anton_Lemieux 2014-12-04
Fawk yeah
2 Skizz1979 2014-12-04
I love how I have to fast forward read to the end for a Chippering nowadays.
2 Tmoto261 2014-12-04
Fawk you cocksucka...got me again
2 asromeburns 2014-12-04
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU'RE GOOD
2 relics0 2014-12-04
Eh, fell for two ever since then I involuntary go right down to last sentences.
2 whitesoimustberacist 2014-12-04
these are great. every time i get got! fawk yeah!
2 Iagainstiagainsti1 2014-12-04
FAWK YEA
1 [deleted] 2014-12-04
Totally feaseable Opster lie.
1 [deleted] 2014-12-04
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1 bcb77 2014-12-04
He didn't get in the fight because someone was hitting on his girlfriend. He said the guy kept hitting him because the guy couldn't control himself under water and Op got fed up with it. Whether or not it happened, I don't know, but it wasn't over his girlfriend.
4 fokm 2014-12-04
I know, I just needed someone to suck Chip's peckah.
1 KingGeorgeIVE 2014-12-04
That story he told Sizemore, about playing one on one with Pete Maravich was embarrassing.
1 Eddie_Savitz_Pizza 2014-12-04
Double scubas bitch
-9 CowsAreCurious 2014-12-04
These aren't funny anymore. No effort at all.
-9 buttriot 2014-12-04
It's really losing its luster. Like everything on the internet, it's being overused.