He also cries at hip hop concerts whenever rappers use racial epithets or salty language. He fainted during a Ghetto Boys concert and he was badly raped,you see.(ah boo)

RIGHT HERE IN THIS VERY ROOM!

Food alright?!

he was badly raped,you see

hey what is that in reference to? (i tried googling)

It's a sound-bite that they used to use a lot. It's from Clockwork Orange.

Thank bra

Put yours back on.

How the fuck do you cry at a Danzig concert? God damn Derosa is pathetic.

He cries during "Mother" because his own one abandoned him

I would have done the same thing if I was her

Oh come on, it was probably an accident! Due to his streamlined cylindrical physique, Joe must have slid out of his mudda's loose egyptian cooter without her noticing.

Mom was a guinea. Dad the Egyptian. Same thing.

Oh well that explains it. The parents didn't want a conglomerated, mulatto, mongrel child! Both families would be destroyed in such an arrangement!

I just spit my fucking coffee out. Good job tonygarycooper, holy shit

Your upvote was sufficient, Luis.

Nice work, Luis. Short, but pointless.

Let's be serious. A sicilian and an Egyptian are about the same.

We heard you.

That explains the awful body. He has inbred tutankhamun genes.

She's a classy lady

In a pyramid

I was going to upvote this comment, but then I thought about what my motherless friends and the orphan-american community would think about my actions.

His real mother should have abandoned him with a coat hanger

Glen Danzig told the crowd that he bought Derosa's book and that it wasn't even worth a star on Amazon.

I remember hearing him say he cried in The Dark Knight Rises, the part where Batman returns and the cops are after him, and an older cop says sagely to a young cop "You're in for one hell of a night" or something like that.

I remember cringing when I saw the film on DVD because that scene had been so calculated to be shown in a theatre, because it would give excitement and goosebumps and/or tears to 14 year old Batman fans.

When Derosa announced he actually cried during that part, it was just typical.

that's legitimately douche-chill inducing, and i liked that scene.

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I've done some unpopular DeRosa defending, but anybody who cries at Batman is beyond hope.

Joe would probably cry over a soap commercial. His estrogen levels are off the charts.

"You're in for a show tonight, son"

Eugh. Why the fuck would you cry?

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Is that Matthew Modine with Gary Oldman scene?

No.

The Egyptian Macklemore.

Through your tears

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA danzig?????

Muthaaaaaaa

I'm surprised joe isn't more popular.

Just kidding I hope he ends up in an urban neighborhood hanging out with his racially diverse friends and makes a wrong turn then falls into a sewer and is scraped by a broken bottle and gets an infection and lies in a hospital in pain for weeks until he makes a full recovery and leaves the hospital and is robbed and shot on his way home by a black man then he misses a gig and looses his pathetic career and dies of a broken heart.

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Isn't it obvious? I tried to tweet how much I care and my account got suspended

What are his musician friends going to think?

Joe should be busy crying over one of his black friends' cocks.

i've teared up during 1 or 2 Disco Biscuits shows, but not full-on bawling.

if i was around back in the day though, i'd have definitely have cried at a few Grateful Dead shows, especially if i caught a song i'd have been chasing. but i'd also have been dosed way the fuck up.

It brings a tear to my eye everytime corrinado and leora are reunited too.

DUDE!! 1) do i know you? i'm from long island. 2) any new years run shows?

I doubt it, im in VA, were you at any of the DC shows back in august? I wish i could do NYE but got family shit to do. Lotus is playing in richmond nye and i think im gonna do that. Id much rather see tdb though.

still possible, fans like us know people everywhere haha. i'll pm you later. and nah, couldn't do DC, but i was at Vibes. you guys got a good 1-2 punch there, that West LA from night 1 is BOSS. lotus is a great plan B (heyoooooo!) though.

I hate derosa, but I won't lie I cried at the Zappa Plays Zappa concert because Dweezil was crying ( later I found out that Dweezil cries at ALOT of the ZPZ concerts, its sorta his schtick) Still Zappa Plays Zappa is really fucking good.

Same here. Hard not to get a bit misty eyed watching Dweezil track licks with a projection if Frank.

Joe Derosa's middle name is Gene.

And his first name is Recessive. Boo. The guy's a whiny cunt. He is not a man who should exist.

I heard on Legion of Skanks that they were making fun of him and he went into his room and locked the door. Later big Jay said "Whats wrong buddy? We were just joking". Derosa said "Didn't sound like you were joking! "😢

I wouldn't mind comforting Hollywood Joe with a rambo knife.

It's because Joe's place in the world is that of a fan boy. All of his tattoos are fan boy tattoos

Agreed

Come on guys this is probably bad for his livelihood.

Yay!

October 26 2012 1:12:18 if the link doesn't work. The audio is a little choppy off the top but it clears up. LOTS more Rush talk with Joe and Sal before the time stamp.

It's a No Ant or Jimmy show. Ronnie B, DeRosa and Tom Papa fill in. Lot's of music talk. Tom Green comes in and they shoot the shit. Jim Jefferies calls in and talks about knocking up his girlfriend and becoming a Dad. They call up Tom Greens Mom and talk to her about some of the pranks he pulled on his parents.

Joe Derosa is the lamest dude. He'd be more funny if he'd acknowledge it and poke more fun at himself.

It is astounding how DeRosa has a career in entertainment. Astounding.

They screened 25th anniversary of Ford Fairlane tonight with Dice in person. Young Joe was there, but I didn't see him cry afterward.

i get it, i cry at stupid shit like movies or songs but not for things i should be crying at.

Same here. Hard not to get a bit misty eyed watching Dweezil track licks with a projection if Frank.

I doubt it, im in VA, were you at any of the DC shows back in august? I wish i could do NYE but got family shit to do. Lotus is playing in richmond nye and i think im gonna do that. Id much rather see tdb though.