12/3/14 Show

3  2014-12-03 by xxcandybuttsxx

Oh the weather outside is weather

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Opie has no issue with the UK banning the filming of certain sexual acts. That's all you need to know about the current state of Opie Raqio.

What did he say that?

He certainly did. I think the quote was "I don't have a problem with that." Followed by Jim's stunned silence and shortly after Jimmy explained why the banning is wrong.

Moronic cretins like him are the reason why they can get away with shit like this.

I hope New York decides to ban non-funny radio programs.

"I'm a faaaatherrrrr now, I don't want my kids growing up to become Jimmy."

I love your flair! I assume you're scouting for new talent today Mr Collier? :-)

Course he really said that, it's right here. (Points to paper) Has that man even filed for his FCC license yet?

Well, he is a father now.

Is he?

As a father i couldn't imagine being in a hot tub with your 16 yr old daughter

He did try to qualify the statement later on by rehashing "i guess you gotta be against all of this shit bc they're gonna go after everyone" but it was very half hearted. Hes such a peckah

The stuff he had a problem with was the more twisted shit. Plus there is ways around that, like using a N American based proxy, if sick fucks want to see a bitch get fucked with a gun, or fisted (which is fucking disgusting and unsexy) the Brits can. Jim held the same opinion as well on most if not all of them. I am just saying, not attacking you or nothing.

I get he used to be a free speech advocate and hates banning content, but after seeing Ant get fucking railroaded, he is in absolute fear of his job.

So I agree, and disagree. Duality of man as private Joker once said.

The law only restricts the ability to film those acts in the UK; a UK-based porn company could take the Chunnel to France (or anyplace that those acts are legal), film a video that includes things on the banned list, return to the UK to edit the footage and then sell it in the UK legally.

As far as Opie's stance, it wasn't until Jimmy pushed him on specific acts that Opie begrudgingly altered his stance on some of the acts that were banned.

Honestly, what consenting adults do sexually with each other should not be regulated by the government.

I am not saying Opie is not a spineless turd, just that some of the shit was sick to begin with.

English porn sucks anyways, bad teeth, pencil dicks, and limp lifeless women screaming in an annoying Russell Brand accent.

His accent must be the southern redneck accent of England, they should all talk the Roger Moore...Fucking silly brits.

But who determines what sexual acts are "sick"?

In Miller v. California, the US Supreme Court defers definition of "obscene" or "sick" to two hypothetical entities, "contemporary community standards" and "hypothetical reasonable persons".

And it's important to note that we're referring to sexual acts between consenting adults.

Here is the complete list of acts that are now banned from being filmed in the UK:
* Spanking
* Caning
* Aggressive whipping
* Penetration by any object "associated with violence"
* Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)
* Urolagnia (known as "water sports")
* Role-playing as non-adults
* Physical restraint
* Humiliation
* Female ejaculation
* Strangulation
* Facesitting
* Fisting

Lol, fuck anyone European that calls the US "puritanical". Facesitting is officially illegal to film in the UK. God save the queen.

Yeah. Who doesn't love a good face sitting video

http://youtu.be/V-Zb-QiGslo

I got you. They are trying to legislate morality. Which is subjective. Some of them are sick to me , but if videos of said acts exist then there must be a demand for it.

"Sick" is personal opinion. I personally find watersports nasty, but Jimmy likes it. To each their own I say.

As long as all actors and actresses know what they are getting into, and being properly paid, they should be able to shit into a bitches vagina, piss on her, then pound the feces into her cervix with a huge black dick.

I wouldn't watch it, but someone would, and it would make money.

I am not for the banning of this shit, I find it idiotic, and only serving to push Brit porn into other countries, and paying taxes out of country.

I say god did bless America, no silly rules here.

As long as all actors and actresses know what they are getting into

Exactly.

I am not for the banning of this shit, I find it idiotic, and only serving to push Brit porn into other countries, and paying taxes out of country.

Agreed. However these bans/restrictions on porn are not limited to the UK, in 2012 Los Angeles voters passed Measure B which made it mandatory that performers wear condoms while shooting adult movies. The result was that LA County lost 90% of it's business to Vegas.

But back to the UK; they are on mission to regulate morality and sexual behavior among it's citizens-- Prime Minister David Cameron recently announced that subscribers to four of the UK's biggest internet service providers will have to "opt in" if they want to view sexually explicit websites, as part of government-sponsored curbs on online pornography..

Scary slippery slope stuff...

It takes a real piece of shit to try to legislate anything like this. Even if I saw an old man being walked around in a leash like a dog, half naked, yeah it would be creepy and gross. But do I want to legislate against it? Do I want to make a law banning it? Do I personally want to walk up to this man and say "you can not do this?" Who the fuck am I to say? Maybe a woman wants to be spanked and pissed on, it's sex and all sex is retarded. The dumber sex looks the better it is.

Ja das gud chicken gave us hours of laughs.

Alla dat shit's fawkin discustin asumpthin tsssss

Fisting is quite popular in queer women porn, and lesbian sex in general....what's the difference between that and taking a big dick?

My personal opinion. It is not bad, or think anyone who enjoys it is a vile human being.

Just not my cup of tea. The guy from the Jenny song already turned me around. ;P

All good ;P

Opie is an insecure zero and the only people he attacks are those who it will hurt and that will choose not to fight back. It's never been a fair fight because Opie lacks the courage to go after people who are capable or willing to respond appropriately. It's beyond pathetic.

While Fez is open about his psychological issues, Opie is blind to his own because recognizing them would be a confirmation that he has the same psychological issues as his mother and that likely scares him. But, always the fool, instead of recognizing and treating those issues he is blind to them; because of that he'll likely wind up just like her.

So go on and beat up others for their mental illness Opie and continue to ignore your own.

Opie is the Bobo of Sirius. They just have him around for no reason. He doesn't add much but is now loyal as fuck.

I never been invited on Ants showww. Management loves what we are doing. I'm not loying

Shut up cunts, it's opie time.

At least Fez is likable in a pathetic kind of way.

Fez ruled that day!

Opie is just a fucking cunt. His bits aren't bits, they're just lies he later claims to be bits, after they crap out.

He's a fucking cunt.

Where have I seen this before...?

:-)

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As much as I want to hear Foo Fighters on the show, having them not show up and hearing Opie bitch about not even getting a 10 minute interview when Howard got a full performance would be kinda fun.

Boy are you in for a treat!

Like Howard had a better interview. He's just as unprepared and droning.

No, he's not.

He's also 1,000x smarter, and a 1,000,000x better interviewer, than Opie.

He also goes way back with Dave, and they've hung out together before. It's not just how good an interviewer is or isn't, but it's their relationship with the person they're interviewing. That's part of the reason why HooHoo's still the king; most people he's interviewed have either hung out with him, or grew up listening to him, or both.

So yeah, without even having heard the interview today, Howard had a better interview than Juggsy Magoo could ever hope to do.

Tune back in. Opster leading a discussion on mental illness. Tune back out

Same here. No good songs on the radio. I don't want to do it but I'll see if it's worth it. Nope nevermind, I should know better.

Opie Raqio is the worst interviewer in the history of radio. "The Seattle episode, do you remember that?"

To the guy who starred in Unbroken: "Did you read the book?"

Ant was so much better at the interviewing portion.

He was also better at every other portion.

Oh I missed that part but I did hear him ask Unbroken guy "Was it a real shark?"

and then Jimmy goes "so did they actually fire real bullets at you from the plane?" lmao. so fucking good.

That was a very fast, funny line by Jimmy.

Fuck Paul Williams once was enough

Opie "What do you think of the Cosby thing?"

Paul Williams: "I won't comment on things I don't know anything about."

Opie doesn't take the hint from his very famous guest and plows forward discussing "the Cosby thing."

On today's show: Jack O'Connell, whoever that is. Paul Williams, the bore. Doug Benson, back for a third time. A "mystery guest" (Dave Grohl), if Howard approves (nope).

Paul williams and doug benson again...ugh

I legitimately have no idea who the first two guys are. Doug Benson is a sweet boy though.

Paul williams

The guy who did the muppets theme song, "just an old fashion love song", and one of the few remaining "celebrities" who will not ignore a cold call from the show.

Jack O'Connell

He's the dude who plays the lead (Louis Zamperini) in Unbroken

Oh my god this guys voice. Zzzzzz fucking boo.

"Soft spoken serious actor guy" voice is always a bore fest.

No Jizz show. Fez won't do it. Claims it will kill him.

What wouldn't kill Fez at this point?

Ron's hefty hog

(slide whistle) WHOOOAAAOOOOO heeeeere we go! http://youtu.be/guUS3_h2Ybc

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Doug Benson day 3.

Edit: Travis protecting Hackie from his stupidity. Fuck dis

As a proud Englishman I'm very pleased that Jack O'Connell is going to be on the show and getting accolades for his performance in Unbroken. He's a good actor. Starred Up is another film he was great in.

Meh, I'd rather give the ghost of Louis Zamperini the accolades. He seems a bit more deserving.

You're right but they don't have to be mutually exclusive. There's enough accolades for that man's life and another man's acting.

Shut your limehole! Shut your sconehorn!

I enjoy your username.

Love dudes with English accents!

Corr! Blimey! Business has picked up all of a sudden aint it? (Just realised accents don't work written down.)

Doug benson in again, paul williams, Jack OConnell and a mystery rock star that sam wouldnt announce

Sam third mic now i guess. No thank you

Jim and fez should do a show with Jeffrey Gurrhrrn

I know it's been said ad nauseum, and I'm not usually too big on the neverending complaining on this board as while I believe the show has really taken a shit, the bitching is truly overboard.

But this fucking music talk every morning from 7:05-7:20......Jesus Christ, ENOUGH.

God, and irrelevant music at that! I'm fucking sick of it too. And that cunt Jimmy "is it black sabbath or ozzy? no? Never heard of it"... Ugh, just shut the fuck up you ignorant, uncultured, know nothing worm.

Fistings cool! fistings cool! ..yuck.

Xxcandybuttsxx bought her medals on ebay.

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If your reference needs a link to make sense, it's shit.

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I haven't been able to listen at work so I haven't really listened this week but is there a reason why Doug Benson is in every day now?

He was too stoned to move, maaaan. He never left

mental illness talk today? how many times did Dr. James Norton use the word "narcissist"?

Ja das gud chicken gave us hours of laughs.