As horrendously atrocious as this is, he actually managed to get through an entire script without stumbling over even one word. How do you LOSE the ability to read and speak over time?!
and when he looked back in the sand of his new beach front property some 20 years after leaving centerport with two very bad diagnoses and a dream of becoming a professional broadcaster he realized there were no footprints instead of the usual one. confused by this anomaly he heard the faint sound of what seemed to be andrew dice clay screaming 'that's cause i've been carrying you this whole time you cocksuckerrr'.
11 comments
9 WilliamTellAll 2014-12-02
The one thing you cannot take away from Greggshells is the consistency he has for coming off desperately needy.
9 truthie 2014-12-02
So at what point did this ugly, awkward dork think he was model material?
3 turdthief 2014-12-02
Opie is a Rochester 5. He would have been a Manhattan 3.
7 Opprobriousness 2014-12-02
I wish he stayed up on that fucking ladder.
9 crookedmile 2014-12-02
I wish a sweet young retarded boy ran into it, knocked it over, and left the Opster paralyzed from the mouth down.
7 sanilife 2014-12-02
Let's make that from the eyebrows down. I'm sure even his blinking would become unfunny and annoying.
2 ShipSteerer 2014-12-02
As horrendously atrocious as this is, he actually managed to get through an entire script without stumbling over even one word. How do you LOSE the ability to read and speak over time?!
2 TijnTijn 2014-12-02
Dementia
1 shameofyou 2014-12-02
and when he looked back in the sand of his new beach front property some 20 years after leaving centerport with two very bad diagnoses and a dream of becoming a professional broadcaster he realized there were no footprints instead of the usual one. confused by this anomaly he heard the faint sound of what seemed to be andrew dice clay screaming 'that's cause i've been carrying you this whole time you cocksuckerrr'.
1 turdthief 2014-12-02
you're a drug addict. now go to bed.
1 MultiTwentyOne 2014-12-02
In the anti drug psa, he legitimately looks like he has downs syndrome.