Long story short, I live in New Hampshire and was home for the holiday. A friend of mine is an O&A listener too and we decided to drive up to Manchester to be on Scorch's show as local comedians. Scorch is doing a new bit called "hack it for a jacket". Basically you have 5 minutes to perform during a taping of PFG TV. If he likes it then you win a shitty winter jacket, but basically it just allows him to make sexual innuendoes about "jacking it". My set ended up going well and after I was done Scorch congratulated me and said I offered me the jacket. I ended up declining it because all I really wanted was to be jackin it on him with my fuckin peckah! So I pulled it out and he became scared like he waz seein a skyscrapa or sumptin. I told Scorch not to worry cuz I'm not gay or anythings, just gotta let my peckah juices flow. Then I blew a spider web all over is bald head, it waz so big it looked like a cue ball or sumptin. After that I put my serpent away cuz I'm not no homo lover or anythings, fukkkk you scorch