Happy Thank Roland For His Guest Show

1  2014-11-28 by c4mac

First of all the premise of the show is a fucking joke, Roland couldn't get an A-List guest to do Opie Radio if a lifetime supply of cronuts were on the line. Second of all, Roland is a despicable piece of shit. Third of all, really glad they aired the Pete Rose segment again, I forgot how fucking funny that show was, by far the funniest post Ant show.

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Roland is a closeted homosexual who is so tortured by his sexuality that he has made the decision to kill himself, only he's too much of a coward to do it in any way other than slowly clogging his disgusting greasy arteries over the course of years. And he's bald.

For this, I give thanks.

Tune into Opie Raqio next week for The kid who got fucked in the ass on Different strokes.

Some fucking psychic, who they will ball wash.

And the money shot will be........

Opies wife trying to save puppies, give money to Miss Opies kill shelter, she needs more drugs.

"you look like a washed up soccer player" best slam ive heard on the show in 3 years

That line really lost a lot of the oomph when we were forced to hear Opie's first hand explanation of how it went down for a month

"Dried up soccer player" to the perma-tanned numbskull, rich vos.