Opie's Jobs and recreations (real and fictional) feel free to add

0  2014-11-27 by [deleted]

This guy is so full of shit its hard to keep straight no wonder he can't. 1. Caddy 2. Caddy ...for the mob 3. Varsity Basketball player too short to go pro 4. College Radio DJ 5. Party DJ 6. Airband member 7. Frat brother 8. Recreational drug user 9. Bartender 10. Male Model 11. Actor 12. Director/Producer 13. 32 years experience as a board op. 14. Interracial dater 15. Sometime Islanders/Mets/Jets fan

26 comments

16  c0up0n 2014-11-27

Rollerblade enthusiast

6  Holzmann 2014-11-27

Or tearing up the halls on a Razor scooter.

-2  OnAfan 2014-11-27

Too old of a reference for this sub.

9  SHUKKASHUKKA 2014-11-27

silly t-shirt "maker"

7  SHUKKASHUKKA 2014-11-27

the best of all "RAQIO PERSONALITY"

6  littlemickeymambo 2014-11-27

  1. Potential interracial male rape victim (due to long hair) 17. Put up numbers in the day (through going pigging once in a while) 18. Can 'fucking play/shred on the guitar' 19. People watcher.

2  Willfoley 2014-11-27

Candy seller (reading another post reminded me of this one)

1  WilliamTellAll 2014-11-27

candy kid

(and then ended up becoming a bookie in HS.)

5  turdthief 2014-11-27

Trainable

4  PacoBoy 2014-11-27

International Scuba Diving Fighter.

4  TossyMcSalad 2014-11-27

Viral Video Sensation

1  hoogityboogitiesRIP 2014-11-27

Accomplice to a size 14 UCB annoyance

3  littlemickeymambo 2014-11-27

Beach hole-digger for local children. Film producer/restraunteur. Big time music fan (likes to go deep). No.1 enemy of the global Starbucks brand. OCD sufferer.

3  AntsCamera 2014-11-27

Opie was once one of the top 5 caddies at whitetrashville, Long Island golf course.

He also participated in hits for the mob, and had a numbers racket in high school.

3  letitride85 2014-11-27

he also enjoys long walks on the beach....and shitting in the ocean

3  Jackatard 2014-11-27

Remember all those Canadian women trying to pick him up across the border so they could get into the US? Here, #Greggshells was desperately trying to make a "90-day fiance" segment all about himself. If memory serves, either sweet Yimmy or Ant called him out on it and he stammered through a ridiculous explanation while madly trying to backpedal. Boo.

3  mattkm 2014-11-27

Beach shitter

2  ig0tworms 2014-11-27

Candy kid

2  FresnoJefferson 2014-11-27

don't forget black friend punching him for calling him a nigger on basketball court.

2  little-pete-ferguson 2014-11-27

Didn't see a black person until he was 23

2  Lame_Username_Here 2014-11-27

Also a Knicks, Philles, Flyers and Red Sox fan when convenient.

2  [deleted] 2014-11-27

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2  thepuppyprince 2014-11-27

documentary watcher

2  RandyCool 2014-11-27

Dog-killer

1  [deleted] 2014-11-27

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1  Openy 2014-11-27

I "worked" for college radio for a short time, and if he's claiming to be all of these other things, he's just another college radio DJ.

1  Willfoley 2014-11-27

Member of the Hughes family "church"

1  fudgesicle2014 2014-11-27

  1. Air puncher/fighter.
  2. Child cement worker (resulting in his lunch being packed in the cement bags because "mom refused to spend money on real ones"; of course this would almost certainly have led to serious health issues, possibly death, before age 16).

Opie's childlike lying is as constant as the North Star.