Open letter to Opie

20  2014-11-26 by [deleted]

Fuck you.

19 comments

That's seven letters, asshole.

But all the letters are gay and proud about it.

Simple, yet concise

Im signing this petition.

and the horse you rode in on!

and the whole Calvary behind you.

9/10 would read again

O

fuckin PECKAHS

GOOD EVENING.

I thought the headline was, "Opie Letter to Opie". It's not, so here's my go...

Me: you coulda been a model

Me: but my talent is in making viral videos

Me: oh, I didn't support my co-workers firing

Me: in fact, I did something even worse... became a company man

Me: but you know what, leave it alone

Me: but I harped on how when somebody gets fired for a tweet nobody supports them

Me: leave it alone

Me: but i cried about management and this Nov i was THIS close to quitting... but didn't

Me: leave it alone... leave it alone...

Hahaha, I'm not an Op hater, but that was funny. I thought you were gonna go on with some long ass "we the listeners.." type of bullshit. But nah, home run!

I hope you get raped by a pack of you know what

That would be terrible.

20 cloned Jessica Albas would really tire him out.

I thought he was downright competent in the show today. Even had a couple of funnies.

I liked "send him dick pics" and where he suggested we get rid of post menopause women because they no longer serve a purpose.

I did think it was quick for Opie when he said women who were out of eggs used to be tossed into volcanoes. It wasn't up to Jimmy's or Anthony's standards, but I'm surprised the retard put two thoughts together. Those two thoughts being "get rid of menopausal women" and "how they would have disposed of women in prehistoric times".

Lolololololololol