Opie and Anthony show transcript...............The hypothetical day after Robert Kelly died.

0  2014-11-25 by [deleted]

  • OPIE: Good moornin everyone.
  • ANTHONY: Hi Ever-y-body.
  • OPIE: I don't know where to start......... This is really fucking brutal....... I'm not even kidding. I might have to leave the studio right now.
  • JIM: Don't.
  • OPIE: Dude, you know me. I could handle just about anything that comes through these glass doors but this one is different. It's just too much to handle. I'm fucking hopped up on allergy medication and I'm trying to get off fucking caffeine and now this happens?!
  • ANTHONY: No no we're all just, grieving, you know... there's nothing you can do in a situation like this
  • OPIE: For those of you who don't know, which might be a lot of you because it happened when I was fuckin' Scarlet Johannesberg and she asked me to go to the red carpet show but I was like nah I gotta hang out with Jack Nickleberg
5 comments

boooooo

yikes

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go to hell

THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.

Enough with the Chip posts!!!