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Ant: "Load of black people", isn't that your mother's favorite thing, Chip?

Chip: That's not funny!... peece of gaahbege ! My mudder is a saint on eart. Her favorite is fried chicken...I think... she made that a lot...collard greens. Lamar would always come over for dinner...after eating they would go in anudda room where Lamar would compliment her on her cooking. She'd would always scream "Oh yeah, you like this white meat goodness !". They they would come back all sweaty and eat some more fried chicken. Mudda would say "Chippa clean this mayo off my shoulder..."