Hypocritical Jimmy

0  2014-11-25 by [deleted]

First, he criticizes Opie for burdening his in-laws by stopping in their house when Opie goes to Philly, saying "Dude, they don't want you there, they're just being polite. Get a hotel."

Then, ten minutes later, when Jim is asked where he's going for Thanksgiving he says he's going to Rochester to spend it at Bob Kelly's house and then spend some time with Sam and his family.

What a hypocritical, self-imposing douche.

Bob Kelly has a family now. Even if he's known him for years, does he really think that he wants him there for Thanksgiving? Does he really think Sam's sweet, dear old mother wants a tranny-loving sociopath passing her the cranberry sauce?

What a self-important ME ME ME move by young James. He used to be such a sweet boy, too.

6 comments

3  islesrule224 2014-11-25

I'm pretty sure recently Jimmy has spent Thanksgiving with Bobby so it isn't a forced thing

3  packitchofsositch 2014-11-25

I read your first paragraph, and the last one to make sure it wasn't a Chip post. The rest wasn't worth my time.

"They don't want you there, get a room" was a joke you humorless cunt. He even said it after Opie mentioned that his kids and wife would (of course) be staying at her parents house. Are you really dumb enough to think Jim actually meant Opie should stay in a hotel by himself, on Thanksgiving, away from his kids? Holy shit kill yourself.

3  lickitoff 2014-11-25

Wow. Didn't Get the Bit Guy.

2  Zenaesthetic 2014-11-25

Why the fuck doesn't he just go to Jersey and spend time with his parents? I thought he was on good terms and got along with them..

3  jimcozad 2014-11-25

Jimmy's mommy hates faggits.

1  AntsCamera 2014-11-25

His parents never did forgive him for the incident with a goat, some marbles and a forklift.

Don't ask, his parents didn't, but ever since then the thanksgiving turkey gets swept with a metal detector rod.