Opie And Anthony show transcript 11/25

165  2014-11-25 by TEDS_CAKE_EMPORIUM

Street fighting man fades Opie: gooooood morning

Anthony: hi everybody

Opie: oh boy, where do we..ahahaa

Anthony: Well it all started with a man who had a dream...

Jim: wheezy laugh

Opie: aha...so ferguwson..fergusonne..

Anthony: Ferguson

Opie: yeah, had a little protesting going on last night again over the verdict

Anthony: Protesting?! You mean mass mob ROBBERIES and DESTRUCTION by these savages

Jim: oh well that doesn't seen very peaceful

Opie: aha..yea... I think during a riot I'd take some things.. Do some looting.. Just a little taste..

Anthony: They were setting FIRE to BUILDINGS! BUSINESSES!

Jim: I wish they set fire to this one.

Opie: a ha... Alright hold on.. Phones are LIT(2 callers out of 6) , Snowy in Michigan go ahead. Snowy: it's like a sale on KFC at the KFC store

Anthony: ughh

Jim: yuck

Opie: eheh.. Why do we take callers?

Jim: because no one else is listening

Anthony: ahahaa aha

Opie: ehehe...I'd like t think some people still listen to our hugely successful radio show.

Jim: think that all you want, my ticket sales say otherwise

Opie: phones still lit(1/6) let's go to Isabella from NJ Isabella!

Isabella: haaaaayyy guuusss

Anthony: oh hello there

Jim: wow such a hot voice

Opie: why hello Isabella.. Eheheh

Sam: сackles in background while staring at opie smiling

52 comments

85  greygooser 2014-11-25

I'm sure I'm in the minority, but I enjoyed this

23  Zenaesthetic 2014-11-25

Pretty sure most of us liked it..

15  ig0tworms 2014-11-25

The feedback been overwhelmingly positive.

9  BumbiBestie 2014-11-25

A minority?!? Get 'em!!!

8  TriangleDimes 2014-11-25

Look I know this is gonna ruffle some feathers on both sides but I really had a good time with this

2  AChansSemenFilledCnt 2014-11-25

As long as management likes it.. We're all good.

56  LuniOPS 2014-11-25

Opie and Anthony fanfiction. yes... it is time...

23  TracksuitZomb 2014-11-25

....Anthony steps into the shower to teach young jimmy how to wash, the way his father taught him those 40 magical years ago.

Anthony: Dont worry, its just water running off my body.

7  schwoogiejoe24 2014-11-25

Jim: Aww man....

3  MisterBaffles 2014-11-25

that means ant was 13

1  HerpDerpen 2014-11-25

Old enough

5  DaKunz 2014-11-25

Add bikini girls and hoagies and we'd be mutha fuckin producers!

2  YnotZoidburg 2014-11-25

And that's how you fucking produce

1  jimcozad 2014-11-25

Got my fawkin peckah out!!

1  StraightoutG 2014-11-25

Just roll with it, Im shipping jimmy & di.

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6  Wsallgood 2014-11-25

OP please deliver

1  WiretapStudios 2014-11-25

G'Head, it's your show fanfic

13  xxmikekxx 2014-11-25

You need Jimmy reading the Ny Post headline and then whine about how "the media" can make a joke but they crucify comics

12  BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2014-11-25

This is amazing 11/10

10  danimalplanimal 2014-11-25

hahaha this was as good as the actual show

10  Willfoley 2014-11-25

I could hear the voices in my head. Does that mean I'm crazy? Great writing!

10  DianaKurlan5 2014-11-25

Please write more so I can read it over the course of 4 hours. Include commercials.

6  theonewholeads 2014-11-25

And Jimmy sucking snot rockets down his throat.

4  schwoogiejoe24 2014-11-25

and all of anthony's HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (PUNCHLINE) HAHAHAHAHA's.

2  Water-in-a-Cup 2014-11-25

Ah ha ha, THE DOOR fell off.

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8  Only_live_thrice 2014-11-25

You should do this daily....add in some E Rock jokes...maybe even bring Tippy Tom back

3  247world 2014-11-25

Tippy Tom fan fiction, I'm all in

7  PanzerSmanzer 2014-11-25

But AntH's not- oh, fuck it. This should have been Chippy pasta.

7  dinosaurier420blaze 2014-11-25

I enjoyed it. Half expected a Chippy pasta.

7  thesynking 2014-11-25

Not bad.

6  Holzmann 2014-11-25

Theater of the mind.

6  SewSayWeAll 2014-11-25

Fucking genius! You nailed it. Please do more.

4  TexansAndMavericks 2014-11-25

Pretty damn accurate

4  TriangleDimes 2014-11-25

This was wonderful and you're a real mencsh.

4  dspaceman88 2014-11-25

Sam where are my bluuuewberries, my bloooberries.

4  Karl_Dilkington 2014-11-25

Jimmy: "You don't think they should have protested?"

Anthony: "NO!!!"

3  Prowler_Dante 2014-11-25

That had me HOWLING. I'm all in for O&A Fan Fiction. All in.

3  LalahComplex 2014-11-25

Amazing

3  BrogueTrader40k 2014-11-25

I so.ptsd'd from chip pasta I was reading with one eye open waiting for the peckahs.

3  Nickbennettc 2014-11-25

Uh, that was perfect.

3  CUNTYMOM 2014-11-25

miss this :(

3  chris2webby 2014-11-25

The other day on the show, Jimmy, out of nowhere, goes "Hey what are you doing in there, Erock? Fluffing around?"

3  shimrra 2014-11-25

Can you do more of these, I still miss the show.

2  phaseMonkey 2014-11-25

Opie: Let's go to the phones for Lady Di...

4  kebly 2014-11-25

Hi. Who's this?

1  nate959 2014-11-25

My god this was brilliant. But it still makes me sad. :(

1  SunC79 2014-11-25

Whoa. Took me a minute to realize this wasn't real. Wow.

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1  chrissurra 2014-11-25

I was howling

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5  TEDS_CAKE_EMPORIUM 2014-11-25

6 - 8 minutes. NYC buses mang

5  MonsteRain 2014-11-25

Tss yeah why don't you go look at grass or sumpthin

-9  really-wise_-things 2014-11-25

Wait, Ant was on the show today?

-21  bonecrushingkisses 2014-11-25

I'm embarrassed for you

6  theonewholeads 2014-11-25

And Jimmy sucking snot rockets down his throat.