Well, that's my pie ruined.

5  2014-11-21 by buddaydaz

I only have one Diner in town and it serves the best apple pie i've ever had and no other apple pie even comes close.

It has a really crumbly pastry, delicious apple sauce and a very odd foul smelling homemade Cinnamon mix that despite it's really acrid smell and taste somehow makes the pie come together and makes it taste great.

Sadly sometime around July the chef had a nervous breakdown and decided he didn't like apple sauce at all so removed it from the pie. I've tried for months to get into this new Cinnamon Pie but it just tastes completely horrid even with the delicious crumbly pastry it just makes it taste really bad now that it is the main ingredient.

I'm afraid i can no longer stomach this Pie but luckily i was told that the wonderful apple sauce which it is sadly lacking can be purchased online and it only cost me $7 for a months supply.

14 comments

8  ig0tworms 2014-11-21

The only Pie I like are the ones filled with my Cream. Fawk yeahhhhh

3  jimcozad 2014-11-21

this.

7  PrinceCharmin 2014-11-21

Hey, what do I know about this fancy apple pie business, all I need is a container of coffee and a donut on the way to the worksite.

5  WhatJonSnowKnows 2014-11-21

How frequently does the apple sauce yell nigger?

3  NamelessRyan 2014-11-21

I used to love their pie, but you're right about it tasting awful now. Not even chocolate chips help the overall flavor, which is unfortunate because they're usually delicious.

2  poowipe 2014-11-21

Was that a bit?

2  QuantumDice 2014-11-21

Did the chef keep throwing in a third ingredient, but putting too much into each day's Pie, making you get sick of that ingredient? If so, I think I know the Diner you speak of. Chef kept putting Blueburries or Cherries or Peaches in the pies by the barrel full, sometimes the same ingredients multiple days in a row. Got real sick of Peaches really quick, and needed a week of not seeing a blueburry before I could eat another helping.

3  PrinceCharmin 2014-11-21

And if that's bad enough, there are two dishwashers in the bakery - one stands there like a mongoloid behind the counter and repeats everything the chef says, and laughs like a moron, and the other one is really fat and sits in the corner and mumbles about pedestrian pie.

2  CoolerKing37 2014-11-21

The applesauce should've never sent those violent tweets directed at those savage cherries...

5  CowsAreCurious 2014-11-21

The were blackberries. Get it right.

2  jimcozad 2014-11-21

apple sauce is delicious and stupid

2  TheMonkfish 2014-11-21

Why the fuck does my applesauce taste like olive oil?

2  tonygarycooper 2014-11-21

Mine tastes like afaghadooch!

1  shinkleboutit 2014-11-21

Oh anthonys the apples right?

1  little-pete-ferguson 2014-11-21

I like pie