I think I just caught Opie in his biggest lie yet

65  2014-11-21 by [deleted]

I was just listening to an old show (01-07-08 about 2 hours in), and they're all going back and forth doing a "which would you rather fuck" bit. They start off talking about if they would rather fuck a fat girl who's amazing in bed, or a hot girl who's not good in bed. Then they start adding bad things to the hot girl to make it harder to choose. This goes on for a while and then they start which unnattractive celebrities they would rather fuck. As the bit is wearing out, Opie mentions a woman he walked in on while she was naked and she was in a bathtub. She apparently wanted to have sex with him and entice him into the bath tub, and Opie then says that he "Just laughed my ass off and walked out, she was such a mess and I think I hurt her feelings haha". Anthony and Jim just each go "yeah..." and then Opie continues on to say : "She followed me down the hallway of her apartment complex and started tuggin on my fuckin peckah hard she wanted it soo bad she said 'Opie u got a big fuckin peckah and started suckin my dick so bad she sat on it with her asshole dats how bad she wanted it. I made her cum sooo bad she said Chippah keep ur money come back later and I said naww I gotta go."

30 comments

52  boogsuge 2014-11-21

Got me again

26  Shrabster33 2014-11-21

I fucking love these chip stories

7  BiggNasty27 2014-11-21

I love getting Chiprolled

24  jakdak 2014-11-21

Now Opie does hacky viral videos with that girl.

19  buttriot 2014-11-21

I love getting Chip'd

11  TheActor_GreggHughes 2014-11-21

HOMERUN YOU COCKSUCKA!!!!!!!!

8  jimcozad 2014-11-21

FAWK YEA FRIDAY

7  QuantumDice 2014-11-21

Baa-Na-Naaa, DVV DVV DVVT!

7  CUNTYMOM 2014-11-21

better than ants seinfeld bit

4  MonsteRain 2014-11-21

Motherfucker. The date and time was a nice touch.

4  AirwayBagelCoffee 2014-11-21

i fall for this shit every time.

3  RandyCool 2014-11-21

This is the first one that got me. Nice.

3  Dannyprecise 2014-11-21

The fucking problem with these stories are that I absolutely am salivating at the thought this is a real story and then the chippah shit hits me from no where lol

3  MozgNet 2014-11-21

Every fucking time

2  thebedshow 2014-11-21

Everytime

2  Moh7 2014-11-21

God fucking Dammit chip.

2  TriangleDimes 2014-11-21

I hope these never stop

2  asromeburns 2014-11-21

GOD DAMMMIT you're good

1  [deleted] 2014-11-21

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1  Skizz1979 2014-11-21

If Chip wrote letters to Penthouse forum. Fawkin' hilareeus.

1  [deleted] 2014-11-21

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1  albusb 2014-11-21

I started getting suspicious about half way in.

"and Opie then says that he "Just laughed my ass off and walked out,"

So technically, I got sucked-in this one LAST time...

1  _barnacle_ 2014-11-21

I saw it coming from the start, but it was just so beautifully crafted. Loved it.

1  fart_yourself_awake 2014-11-21

do you think sam cries over the opie hate?

1  hoogityboogitiesRIP 2014-11-21

That was almost as great as a huge fawkin peckah!

1  HenryjamesHutley 2014-11-21

I knew it was coming from the start and I still loved it. Well done!

1  DaKunz 2014-11-21

Sonuvabitch.

1  [deleted] 2014-11-21

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1  Gerneral_Disdain 2014-11-21

This has the potential to make this sub fun again. Now back to the Opie hater program already in progress.

0  Jackatard 2014-11-21

I'm all in with getting Chip'd

0  GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-11-21

Cancer; you should get it.

-5  dankfranklin 2014-11-21

I'm impressed how you guys are being considerably less funny than Opie with these "bits."

3  marsgamingchannel 2014-11-21

Yeah I love that bit where he tries to get Sam to guess the album the song is from. Comedy gold!