"Working on it brotherman. Its going to put up HUUUUGE numbers. The company that handles my videos, in the UK by the way, are in the process of marketing it to Spielberg who wants to use it in his next fliCCCCK. Stay tuned, its going to be huuuuge. Wait Hold on hold on hold on HOLD ON, we got snowy from Michigan calling in; hey Snowy, hows the weather out there? eat any good ketchup recently?"
"Whats up opi..."
"Hold on Snowy, I forget to take a pee pee before we did this segment, lol, anyone else?"
Jim : " we all went to take a piss before"
"ohhh, haha, sorry, I thought I was the only one, my bladder lately is acting up its...eh, whatever, what was I saying?...snowy you still there?....GO!"
To be fair I've laughed more at this show lately than I have for most of 2012 and 2013. It's very The Room-esque lately. It's actually so hilarious that I don't even need to listen to it to find it funny. I just come here and crack up!
18 comments
18 ricardo_von_nicht 2014-11-21
Me: Thanks bro, glad you love the show. We are killing it lately
1 MrSanta4012 2014-11-21
Oh hey Opster, how is your next viral video coming along?
36 ricardo_von_nicht 2014-11-21
"Working on it brotherman. Its going to put up HUUUUGE numbers. The company that handles my videos, in the UK by the way, are in the process of marketing it to Spielberg who wants to use it in his next fliCCCCK. Stay tuned, its going to be huuuuge. Wait Hold on hold on hold on HOLD ON, we got snowy from Michigan calling in; hey Snowy, hows the weather out there? eat any good ketchup recently?"
"Whats up opi..."
"Hold on Snowy, I forget to take a pee pee before we did this segment, lol, anyone else?"
Jim : " we all went to take a piss before"
"ohhh, haha, sorry, I thought I was the only one, my bladder lately is acting up its...eh, whatever, what was I saying?...snowy you still there?....GO!"
17 MrDurden42 2014-11-21
He does these impersonations, you would think there the real people
12 opiesucks 2014-11-21
uncanny. bravo sir.
5 JohnTravoltasHair 2014-11-21
Ugh. You're making me want to murder the screen.
4 rockydog101 2014-11-21
God damn. That could have been en exact transcript!!!!
2 marsgamingchannel 2014-11-21
Please do an AMA
2 SteffLongbow 2014-11-21
Love it. You capture his douchebaggery exquisitely
1 ig0tworms 2014-11-21
You forgot opies patented deep nostril inhale. "Words words words words Snnniiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffff words words words"
1 [deleted] 2014-11-21
This is the kind of mental condom I wish I had.
Fuck I wish I was a sociopath too.
8 BoardroomBimmy 2014-11-21
To be fair I've laughed more at this show lately than I have for most of 2012 and 2013. It's very The Room-esque lately. It's actually so hilarious that I don't even need to listen to it to find it funny. I just come here and crack up!
10 turdthief 2014-11-21
"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, SNOWY!"
3 BoardroomBimmy 2014-11-21
"Haha, what a story, Ma-" "WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD ON PAUUUUUUSEEE!!!"
2 numba13 2014-11-21
Opie: People are gonna hate, but I'll go to this call
Snowy in Michelin: stutter stutter hammer time stutter
FAWK YEAH THIS GUY HAS THE GOODS
1 shameofyou 2014-11-21
'you get a warm cookie? you get a latte?'
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-9 Rondog01 2014-11-21
And yet he doesn't give one Fuck about you, but you hate him and still listen to the show.
So who's really pathetic?
6 freshmozz 2014-11-21
"Nice try with the hate, tho."
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10 turdthief 2014-11-21
"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, SNOWY!"