Let me be the first of the season

45  2014-11-19 by nguneer

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I know it's a joke song but I always thought it's great. It's a real cry for help, and it speaks to those of us that want to kick the bucket during the holidays. It reminds me of The Metamorphosis, and it's even more depressing.

I think the reason he says "falalalala" without the melody is because he can no longer relate to the maniacally cheerful attitude that people seem to adopt during the holidays. There he was, feeling pretty good, taking his time on the highway and watching the snow. But everywhere he goes, the fucking Christmas music keeps playing and everybody's singing, and it just reminds him that he doesn't remember the last time he's been happy. He likes to drink a little beer after a hard days work, maybe wander around town for a bit, or sit out on the pier: anything to distract himself from the meaninglessness of his empty existence. But during the holidays, he can't get away from the constant reminders that he doesn't belong anywhere, and that humanity has left him behind. Everywhere he goes, the fucking kids start singing, 'Chippa's got a big tusk just like an elephant, making all the girls wet with his peckah. Their pussies are like a buncha streams with Mortimer leafs in them and Chippa makes them cum so hard.'

These posts really bring out a visceral hatred in me. I hope you fucking die.

Fuck off.

lol I think you need to calm down, punk.

LANGUAGE!

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I loved it until I found out Sleeves is a character or an NPR guy - your analysis is very good

*day's (stupid)

Nice try on the ripping-off the Chippa bit, tho.

Does anyone know where i'd find the clip where uncle paul sings it and anthony laughing his ass off

One of the greatest O&A clips ever - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBDM9zAtM7I

Solid gold right there.

yesssssssssssssssssssss

Fucking dopie not thinking the uncle paul thing was funny and instead of just not laughing tries to do an over the top fake laugh. Ugh. Just ruins the flow of the whole clip

came in here praying this was the sleeves song, will not leave disappointed. anthony going OFF on this one was so fucking funny.

My wife despises this song while I love it so I always slip it into a Xmas mix to annoy her.

I always dug this song

I hope you die with a black flag behind you and some asshole with a knife chanting in Arabic.

I would favorite that video.

Falalalala

I miss Mortimer leaf.

I've always enjoyed the Cumia rendition of it.

http://youtu.be/9Y8XhUSY1Sc?t=9m38s

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg5_eu_yNrQ

His joke one for Ant was pretty funny.

I love this song

I was just thinking about this song the other day thinking how much it's going to suck that thanksgiving and christmas is around and Anthony is not here to hate it. that always made me crack up that he hated this song so much.

One of my favorite versions by our Jimmy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRFRFC1HZak