So I called in today and wanted to talk about Opie not remembering when guests were on the show. I wait on hold for over an hour to tell them about a 2004 appearance Opie had also forgotten recently.

After an hour Troy picks up and says if you still wanna talk on air we can use you. I figure if I waited this long fine and I could maybe get in a jab about the show quality. All of a sudden a low toned voice starts talking on the line.

"I heard of got a big peckah Chippa!!!!" It was fuckin Opie and he wanted to suck me. I started tuggin on my huuuuge fuckin peckah hard I knew Opsta wanted it bad he said 'Chippa u got a big one, Why don't you come down here and let me suck it??? ' and I said 'Yeah it's so big I can scare da neighbas.' So I started suckin my own peckah and came all over the telephone and all da lights went out. I bet Opie still wants this giant prick in his tight asshole.

I came all over the phone right then and hung up.