"Is Opie lying about"_______??

-always yes

The phones are lit!

Lets go to snowy the Snapple bottle pissing in, inbred, meth using, redneck.

SNOOOOOWWWWWYYYY!

Snowy: Opie your balls taste delicious. I love calling your show after I kidnap and murder a high school girl.

"Haha. No Opie, she was an 8th grader. Anyways, loved the show today. Helped break up my drive across Minnesota. Great stories as always. Just glad I got through with there being so many callers on this subject. I don't really have anything to contribute to the topic but just wanted to let you know that you guys are both killing it! Hope we get to see Florentine in soon. Well, I gotta go. Take care, guys!"

Snowy made some kind of joke today right at the beginning of his call, does anybody remember what it was? It was so good, I have 100% forgotten it. I do remember it was something they didn't even understand at first.

Even when its true, the Opie statement "The phones are lit" means 9 people are calling, doesn't it? And most of them are the same chronic callers. I never understood why 9 callers means they've struck gold.

Every time the phones aren't lit, that means less than 9 people care enough to call about their current topic. I'd be shocked if the show had more than 100k listeners on any given day

Yes he is.

I'm basically convinced that Opie lies about anything and everything concerning the show.

Above all else, rrrEEEaaaAAlllllLLLL

Yeah, that was basically complete bullshit.

Ant and Jimmy are generally open and honest. Opie is completely full of crap.

lying comes so easy to the cunt that he doesn't even know he is doing it.

"Bluhhh, Ob dot loying awrite" -a man Opie has a slight intellectual edge on

When in doubt, follow this simple rule:

he is lying

loying

Theres always at least three phone lines busy 1) Snowy in Michigan 2) Lady Di 3) Bob Levy

The fourth phone line is now free since Bobo jumped ship to TACS. I wish Jimmy would acknowledge it once just so he can rant about how annoying that missing chromosone was, "Im not lying alright"

So you're saying that all four lines were lit? Well lookie lookie Ms. Cookie!

Back in the instant feedback days he'd jump in by saying "Hold on, I gotta jump in cuz it's coming in like crazy --enter joke, point, or observation that couldn't possibly have been made by more than one person--"

That's an old technique in hack radio. Doesn't matter if you've got a thousand calls coming in an hour or just one; you always say the phones are lit up like a Christmas tree.

It was revealed on R&F once that there's only 8 or so lines. So it would be pretty embarrassing if they weren't always 'lit'.

Taking a call from Birdman! Thanks Birdman!

he's not loying

Fuck you.

Die anti-hater