ok we'll start this off without glancing at posts he's made. That'd be cheating. Let's try and figure out why he's angry. Factor me out of this, it isn't about me, it's all about him.

ok what do we got here.. well, his username is "angrypest1". He trolls around here, bitter about everything. Kinda like a sourpuss. Let's define that, kids.

sour·puss

/ˈsou(ə)rˌpo͝os/

noun informal

noun: sourpuss; plural noun: sourpusses; noun: sour-puss; plural noun: sour-pusses

a bad-tempered or habitually sullen person.

yup, that's him. Why's he so grumpy? It's like he's mad at the world. What would make someone become that way? ok well let's look at some facts about perhaps what. Here's what we do know. Opie & Anthony fans are not young. There are no new fans, it's only old ones from years ago. It's kinda like who's reading the newspaper these days. You never see any youth reading a newspaper. ok so the opie show is not cool to teens, whatsoever. Nope.. the dwindling fan base he's got is all around opie's age and been listening for years.

Therefore you can theorize this "angrypest1" is way more than likely a fellow that's in his late 40's early 50's. Just the level of contempt he has, basicly.. at life.. he's been shuffled a raw deal. He is fuckin pissed off at his situation. It's not you he's flustered with, nope.. he's bitter about what he's dealing with in the real world that has him in a bad mood. So when you come along with shit he don't like, he's extra sour about it.

Yup.. so.. late 40's, early 50's.. The human body starts to degrade after 40 and it doesn't get better. So he's dealing with increasing health problems. If he's sitting at an office job, he'll most likely be overweight and have health complications. Then he goes to the doctor and he gets put on pills. After a few years starts to get even more health problems from all those negative side effects and doctor gives him different kinds of pills for all those.

Yup.. So he's having trouble out there, and what makes him feel better that the doctor don't prescribe? You betcha.. he's hitting the bottle, smoking.. possibly doing illicit drugs. That's to feel better. You know, because the current reality of his sucks and well that'd be more fun to change up the mood with those things that make ya feel better. Yeah.. so.. he's urinating way more than he should, expelling nutrients. Suffering from vitamin deficiencies. Increasing his irritability. Vicious circle.. Extra cranky so boozes it up even more. Things like that.

Then ya got well his level of bitterness, that only comes from paying child support payments. Thats working like a bastard with declining health, and shovelling most of it to some kid that's with it's mom, elsewhere. You know that this bitter fuck wouldn't sustain a wife putting up with that shit, so yep she bailed out. And he ain't gettin laid either since. So yeah.. fail when even fat chicks won't put up with your shitty attitude.

What else can we figure out about this guy. Well he's bitter as fuck and isn't smart enough to figure out solutions to his problems. So that means he's not intelligent to figure out how to get rich and make money. So he's dealing with money problems on top of that, magnifying the level of fail on top of it all. Making him even more pissed off at the world. He just can't figure out how to solve what's making him so angry. He can't figure it out, because he's dumb like a monkey.

Oh, here's what else we know about him. He hangs around this subreddit lots, trolling around with most of his spare time. That right there is fuckin total proof that he's a complete loser with no life in the real world. He likes to avoid the truth of his real life situation by being lost in another reality online.

oh well.. you win some and you lose some. Sounds like this guy's mainly losing.. well we know he is because he hangs around here most of the time and that's not winning. yeah.. lots of fail going on there, that's why he's so angry about it all. Just like fail 24/7, all the way around. I can see why he feels the need to come here and at least try and get a laugh from something, amidst all the fail going on in his real world.

He's very pissed off at something, and it ain't me or you. D'ya think it's the fat ex wife?