Got to visit the studio Friday!

148  2014-11-16 by BrogueTrader40k

Me and and a buddy are in NYC for a convention this weekend and we decided to stop by the SiriusXM building just to see if we could get a look at O or J or even Stern. We hung out front for a bit, snacking, before going in. The person at the front desk was really helpful and even offered us a tour of the building if we came back in a couple hours. Not wanting to pass this chance up and not having anything else to do we waited in the lobby. Eventually, the tour started and we were taken up. O and J happened to be airing but they were just wrapping up when we walked by the room. Jim came out first and I got a picture with him (smells better in person than I was expecting) but then Opie came out and we could tell he was in a hurry because he just said "Hey, thanks for coming by." and waved at us. My friend has always been a big opie fan for some reason so he asked for a pic with him or maybe he could sign this paper he had. Instead Opie came over and he started tuggin on my fuckin peckah hard he wanted it soo bad he said 'Chippa u got a big fuckin peckah and started suckin my dick so bad he sat on it with his asshole dats how bad he wanted it. I made him cum sooo bad he said Chippah keep ur money come back later and I said naww I gotta go.

63 comments

60  Deacon46 2014-11-16

Got me, you cunt.

5  IggysGlove 2014-11-16

Got me so hard. Gotta be the best laugh ever on this sub.

Fuckin peckas outta nowhere

47  Kloster 2014-11-16

I fuckin love Chippy Pasta

28  NorthShore8 2014-11-16

I knew something was fishy when you said they were working on a Friday.

7  DashWellington 2014-11-16

I knew something was fishy when you said they were working.

6  schwoogiejoe24 2014-11-16

I knew I wish how to quit you.

16  BeerCanThick 2014-11-16

Please let this be a thing. I love these posts.

12  Bick_Bickerson 2014-11-16

I knew this was bullshit when you said your friend was a big Opie fan.

12  Xicor1 2014-11-16

That fucking transition.

6  Ultraviolet13 2014-11-16

The transition was masterful wasn't it.

1  FistSmasher 2014-11-16

Seamless.

11  [deleted] 2014-11-16

How did I fall for this twice?

8  [deleted] 2014-11-16

I can't put my finger on it, but there's something awry here.

4  Wsallgood 2014-11-16

/r/unexpected then Opie asked me for about tree fitty.

3  JMueller2012 2014-11-16

I love you but I kind of want you to get a venereal disease of some sort

3  TossyMcSalad 2014-11-16

this story is probably made up, but i'm not sure.

3  BumbiBestie 2014-11-16

Didja fawk ... Oh, I guess you did!

3  [deleted] 2014-11-16

You had me howling

3  drngrph 2014-11-16

I had a runny nose all day before I read this. A big "thank you" for clearing my sinuses.

3  AtomicCow 2014-11-16

Anyone else switch to Chip's voice in their head when you hit the transition?

2  teeshirtspleez 2014-11-16

the question should be : Who didnt switch to chip's voice?

1  jimcozad 2014-11-16

Yup.

2  Slippery_Slope_Guy 2014-11-16

Dammit.

2  insomniacint 2014-11-16

Bennington was on Friday. Opie and Jimmy weren't there. Hey, wait a minute....I see what you did there.

2  asromeburns 2014-11-16

Got me dammit. That was a good one.

2  kblack18 2014-11-16

Fucking god dammit!

1  handsomedavey 2014-11-16

Yayyy

1  marsgamingchannel 2014-11-16

I laughed. You son of a bitch.

1  E-rockComment 2014-11-16

I'm sure this will get old rather quickly, but still much better than the "April Fahls" bit.

-4  jerk-ass 2014-11-16

Its already old.

1  schmoegreene 2014-11-16

I knew where that was going and I still read the whole thing. What is wrong with me.

1  Taurox 2014-11-16

Knowing that you are aware of the 40k universe makes this so much better for really unrelated reasons.

1  BrogueTrader40k 2014-11-16

I've been a 40k nerd for twenty years.

1  Taurox 2014-11-16

Always nice to meet another one of us.

1  heyitsbobby 2014-11-16

again? ffuuuu

1  cali_gunner 2014-11-16

whats that the cheer song for ffuck university or sumthin

1  im_not 2014-11-16

Got me again Chippa!

1  Ultraviolet13 2014-11-16

Seems legit....

1  [deleted] 2014-11-16

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1  [deleted] 2014-11-16

god damn you

1  MrKrinkel 2014-11-16

Fucking great post. Laughed my ass off

1  Dtour77 2014-11-16

I hate getting Chippah'd

1  [deleted] 2014-11-16

I started doubting it at

My friend has always been a big opie fan

Fucking brilliant.

1  McGowan9 2014-11-16

Keep these coming please.

1  [deleted] 2014-11-16

I drove from Buffalo to NYC for the sole purpose of visiting one of my buddies and going to be in the Friday studio audience. (Back in 08) Well, they took that Friday off unannounced. Then my car got towed away, because it had unbeknownst to me expired California tags on it.

It would take me 3 paragraphs to explain the ensuing story, it could seriously serve as the plot of a bad rom com. A 3 day trip to NYC turned into 7 days, and $1500. Including a flight back to Buffalo while my car was impounded. I DID get to see the front lobby though.

1  CUNTYMOM 2014-11-16

gr8 b8 m8

1  teeshirtspleez 2014-11-16

so besides for that, how was the studio visit?

0  AChansSemenFilledCnt 2014-11-16

Sooo... Opie gave you a rug burn in a tug boat?

(Wrong Post, I know... Sorry)

1  cali_gunner 2014-11-16

he gave him a rug in burn tug

0  DrSteveChipperson 2014-11-16

fuckin' sic

-15  telepepper 2014-11-16

This trend is fuckin weak. Just as fuckin worthless like the chip character. Norton sucks assholes. Op is in the opie hater group, as he says my friend is an opie fan for some reason.. Give me a fuckin break. With out opie there would be no show. But you cocksuckers love to hate. Just what does opie do thats so fuckin bad you people have to lash out like like that? You appreciate nothing. Maybe this is the wrong post to defend opie, but this shit annoys me to no end. Most o n a fans are dbags, and sometimes i feel ashamed to be apart of it.. Cuz of u shitty fans. Over.

10  FukinPeckas 2014-11-16

Why don't you come back here and shut up?

8  BrogueTrader40k 2014-11-16

Why the fuck did you say over? This is the internet not cb radio, doofus.

2  HenryjamesHutley 2014-11-16

I didn't read the rest of what you said after you said 'over'.

1  schwoogiejoe24 2014-11-16

leave it alone.

-4  telepepper 2014-11-16

Doofus? Are you in a rated PG movie? U Dipfuck

4  thescrapplekid 2014-11-16

Ha! He called you a doofus

2  chip902 2014-11-16

tsssssssssss

7  antisocialsteve 2014-11-16

Hi Opie

1  telepepper 2014-11-16

Hey steve. Hows the socializing working out?

5  antisocialsteve 2014-11-16

not well

6  thescrapplekid 2014-11-16

Oh stop. It definitely broke up the monotony of the "I hate Opie" posts

4  OfficialEdAsner 2014-11-16

It IS annoying when people are just trying to have a laugh and some negative asshole comes in, starts bashing a member of the show for no reason then devolves into random autistic bitching isn't it???

1  cali_gunner 2014-11-16

Just as fuckin worthless like the chip character.

chippah is a worthmore character if you ask me tss ss ss

5  IggysGlove 2014-11-16

Got me so hard. Gotta be the best laugh ever on this sub.

Fuckin peckas outta nowhere