She is not funny.

Or good-looking.

she is the best looking ugly comic around

Whitney Cummings?

STRONGLY agree.

Not as bad as Judy Gold, didn't even get a hint of a smile at the Nicki Minaj thing, the forced laughter and Opie trying to sell it for 10 minutes was embarrassing

I agree, but I'm not shocked I can't relate to a hate filled lesbian, social Marxist Jew who was relevant for 5 minutes in 1989.

Of all the women comics who deserve to be famous, she doesn't.

Which women comics would? Give me a list.

I don't really have a list. Most female comics have mediocre material and skate by on their looks. I'm sure there are tons of really talented ones that won't ever get noticed because they're not what comedy central sees as marketable.

She was a unfunny hole on o&a.It was sickening to listen to Jimmy fawning over her when she came on the show.

Her show was never funny, decent guest. She will be Judy Tenuta in a couple of years.

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Do you think Amy will make it? Or end up being like Tracy Morgan, wanting to do the show and be told to hit the bricks for not coming on wile at the height of his success.

I think it's only a problem if she does Howard but doesn't have time for them. That's what bothered them about Tracy Morgan, I believe.

Hasn't that already happened? I know she was on Howard a few times for long interviews since she got that show.

When was the last time she was on O&A. Never on O&J even though she is supposedly a friend of Jimmy's.

Jim Florentine is a friend of Jimmy, and he is on all the time even though you can tell he is sick of Opie's "What does Jim like?" bit.

One of the weaker episodes.

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Like others have said, it was was a dull, weak episode. He actually insulted her at one point and it went right above her head (when he called her thinking "conventional"). She also checked her phone, while he was talking to her, which I found incredibly rude. You're having coffee with Seinfeld, the message from your manager can wait. Lastly, the blue silk shirtdress did nothing for her shape and was an awkwardly short length. The other episodes with female comedians (Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey, and even Sarah Jessica Parker) were far superior, perhaps because they're intelligent women.

The whole checking her phone was a joke.

A lotta things go over your head, I'm guessing.

Looking up the definitions was a joke but the second time she went to her phone wasn't a bit.

It was a callback to her previous joke ya dope

Jerry messed up a word and she did the joke again, you're wrong.

The Kevin Hart episode was halarious though. Check that out.

Yeah, that was great; night and day from the Schumer one, no racist pun intended.

Not only was Hart great, but he made Seinfeld seem more human. No small feat, that.

Thanks for the heads up.

Did she let him finger her in the front seat?

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I kind of feel bad for yimmy. This chick used to open for him. He'll act happy for her, but you know on the inside his self-loathing will tear him up.

Everyone likes amy. She is good to the comedians. There are lots of guys who been at it longer than jim that all respect schumer.

She is decent at stand up, but she is great in her show. Jimmy could be in a show if he could stop being a hack for 5 minutes. Jerry has exhausted his friends and he is reaching out in the spirit of diversity at this point.

Amy Schumer is the female Jim Norton, they are both the same fucking person, yet one of them isn't hanging out with Opie every day.

COINCIDENCE?

She is decent at stand up, but she is great in her show.

Yes. She's like Jay Mohr. His wife once said something like, gulp gulp spit. Ha, I kid. She said something like Jay is not a stand-up who can act. He's an actor who can do stand-up.

I think that's more about not burning bridges and creating opportunities then really having favorite jokes, bits or routines of hers.

There are lots of guys who been at it longer than jim that all respect schumer.

Yeah, but not of all them are the weirdly territorial "I don't watch other stand up comedy" types like our beloved jim norton.

She's so mediocre in every way and just seems to give a bland imitation of other, vastly superior comics. What I'm saying is she'll probably become more successful.

Amy and Rogan talking about Comedians in cars getting coffee http://youtu.be/pHcF7iC984U?t=1h54m24s

Holy fuck, what a dreary cunt!

Try to make sense of any of her stammerings from 1:54:24 to 2:09:00. I dare you! It's 15 straight minutes of pure gobbledygook. That.........whatever that was.........from 1:54:55 to 1:55:21 was particularly dumbfounding.

How bothered can she be by something she can't come close to articulating?

"let me stop the world while I try to figure out what I'm bothered by"

I'm pretty sure she was offended by Jerry Seinfeld, an expert on comedy if there is one, acting like an expert on comedy.

I think she's an example of therapy making someone more mentally ill. It seems to have put her emotions on a pedestal, and, with everybody lining up to kiss her ass now, that's a lethal combo..........as we can clearly see and hear.

Big ups to Joe for trying to help her make her point.........to no avail.

Wow, that was pretty incoherent, at least until she explained that what she was talking about was feelings that, as I understand her, aren't necessarily at all valid.

In other words, she had a knee-jerk SJW reaction to Seinfeld's statements, which she can't logically justify.

I'd rather see Rogan on CCGC than Schumer.

So I guess Jerry has already run out of comedians. Maybe Vos will finally get that call.

I put this on here before watching it. In retrospect I wouldn't have bothered. Not a great episode. It seems really forced when Jerry puts on comedians he's not genuinely familiar with.

seems really forced when Jerry puts on comedians he's not genuinely familiar with

Agreed. I originally thought the premise of CCGC was a rich comedian driving around in cars he likes while talking with his comedian friends. Like, it was about Jerry doing stuff he likes with people he likes.

I think I would rather watch him do successive episodes with the same core people (Larry, Louis, etc.) than do these perfunctory, filler episodes.

Not talented. Kind of cute, but fat.

wonder how that makes Jimmy feel

Can someone transcribe the dialogue between Seinfeld and the MTA guy? I couldn't hear half of those lines. Did the MTA guy make a joke? What was illegal?

Whatever. Good for her. She ( like Colin ,Rogan and Attelletc) expressed her support for Ant when he got fired unlike the west coast weenies that acted like "who is this Cumia person". Good egg is what she is. And her first season of inside Amy was pretty good.

That was some terrible, horrendous, God-awful shit.

The "127 Hours" line was decent, but after that......blech!

It's so fucking tragic that she's as successful as she is, and Dave Attell is collecting soda cans for midget porn money.

Where's the justice in this world, damnit?!?!?

I never liked Schumer or her fat, stupid, incredibly punchable face, but I never liked Sarah Jessica Parker, either, but Parker was fun and interesting in her episode.

shes the perfect kind of chubby girl

Hasn't that already happened? I know she was on Howard a few times for long interviews since she got that show.

When was the last time she was on O&A. Never on O&J even though she is supposedly a friend of Jimmy's.

Jim Florentine is a friend of Jimmy, and he is on all the time even though you can tell he is sick of Opie's "What does Jim like?" bit.