Thanks to Jimmy Norton, I've gotten my first Rub in Tug
76 2014-11-15 by DrSteveChipperson
Read his book Happy Endings, got all worked up and walked into one Asian massage parlor yesterday. Blacked out windows, next to a sex toy shop. I walked in. No one was around. Rang a little bell and an attractive Asian gal in lingerie took my 60 through a tiny slit in the wall. She then opened the door and led me to the shower. There she watched how unsheepishly I undressed and I took a shower with a loofah that I'm sure hundreds of others have used. She then dried me off and led me to the room. I layed face down and she horribly rubbed my back. I then grabbed her ass and she moaned. After 5 minutes came the flip. I turned over and she made a jerkoff motion and I nodded. She said 60 dollars . I negotiated down to 40 and she got some oil and started tuggin on my fuckin peckah hard she wanted it soo bad she said 'Chippa u got a big fuckin peckah and started suckin my dick so bad she sat on it with her asshole dats how bad she wanted it. I made her cum sooo bad she said Chippah keep ur money come back later and I said naww I gotta go.
46 comments
53 BrogueTrader40k 2014-11-15
Totally got me. Chip pasta is born.
11 hookahreed 2014-11-15
Chip Roll.
1 Wsallgood 2014-11-15
Everybody get up and on the floor. Chippah does the dinosaur.
33 867-5309- 2014-11-15
It's Rub and Tug, NOT Rub In Tug.
32 cali_gunner 2014-11-15
the illiteracy rate here is well above the national average.
18 turdthief 2014-11-15
A lot of "Regular Joes" (AKA idiots) post here.
8 [deleted] 2014-11-15
You've got to remember that these are just simple listeners. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new media. You know... morons
1 BigGreenYamo 2014-11-15
Nice
-8 tonygarycooper 2014-11-15
So you choose to associate with a group of people you consider dumb? Nice self esteem
2 urbanfervor 2014-11-15
http://media20.giphy.com/media/i2ZqlJ0ntkfoA/giphy.gif?w=320
1 [deleted] 2014-11-15
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8 Zenaesthetic 2014-11-15
Yeah well is learning to read good gonna help this road get paved any faster? Ah but what do I know.. All I need is a couple a egg salad sandwiches and some 2% milk and I'll be at the job site.
6 turdthief 2014-11-15
From your mouth to god's ears, that's what I always say
1 butthead22 2014-11-15
Hey, you know what I always say, let's hop to it. Lunch breaks should be the time it takes to eat a P B and J and chug a cup of coffee from the break-room, none of that Stardollas or whatever. $6 for a little cup of coffee I can't pronounce... not on my watch! I like to hear the work bell sound after I'm back working: means I'm earnin' my pay and gettin' stuff done.
1 ashnayde 2014-11-15
CONTAINER of coffee.
3 present_day_memories 2014-11-15
Not a lot of readers listening to the show apparently.
1 regis69 2014-11-15
Have you heard the callers? Most of them are calling from a CB in their truck.
0 HANKKKINGSLEY 2014-11-15
CB's can't make phone calls, you janebroni.
1 no_more_fatties 2014-11-15
It's hard to use proper grammar when you're also behind the wheel of a bigrig
0 AThinkerNamedChip 2014-11-15
Sadly, I think the illiteracy here is fully representative of the general population
10 NamelessRyan 2014-11-15
Maybe he got rubbed in a tugboat or something.
2 Fat_Head_Carl 2014-11-15
Oh Chip
5 humanmeat 2014-11-15
It's actually Rub'nTug
0 867-5309- 2014-11-15
That's one variation of it, others include: rub & tug, rub-n-tug. In the Netherlands and some parts of Luxembourg "Rub + Tug" is the most commonly used variation.
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6 [deleted] 2014-11-15
"She made the jerk off motion and I nodded.."
Someone please tell me if it really goes down like this.
5 [deleted] 2014-11-15
Oh hell yeah it does
2 [deleted] 2014-11-15
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6 _mwm 2014-11-15
This is like a Bel Air story, but Chippa instead. Well done, OP.
6 o89 2014-11-15
Bet she was so wet it was like a fokin waterfall down there or sumptin
10 [deleted] 2014-11-15
yeah like someone threw a bunch of lakes on her or somethin'
6 ig0tworms 2014-11-15
fawkin peece of gawbage
5 Moh7 2014-11-15
God damn it chip
4 im_not 2014-11-15
This is pure fucking gold. See, we do more than just hate on Opie around here!
3 Lasagna_Hat 2014-11-15
You need to tweet this to Mr. Norton in a serious manner.
He would enjoy the twist
2 LikesHisChickenSpicy 2014-11-15
Fawkin cocksucka...
1 jimcozad 2014-11-15
'gratz
1 JohKhur 2014-11-15
Lol.
1 letitride85 2014-11-15
you sure it was an Asian women and not yer mudder, Lyle?
1 SoundsofNature 2014-11-15
Is it me or did that post slip into chip by the end like an old man into a warm bath?
0 [deleted] 2014-11-15
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-15 janedoe2893 2014-11-15
Hooray for human trafficking and forced sex-work.
15 thesynking 2014-11-15
I know right? That shit rules. I suggest three cheers.
2 BrogueTrader40k 2014-11-15
Just three ?
5 devilsadvocate33 2014-11-15
I don't know where you're getting this "forced" business from; this chick was obviously into it.
3 tonygarycooper 2014-11-15
I don't know why you're being downvoted. It's about time we started to celebrate the exchange of sexual services for money. We could call it Jim Norton Day Festival Extravaganza.
Jimmy gave me the courage to explore my tranny fetish. I'll never walk the same way again.
2 plsgosjw 2014-11-15
Hooray for assumptions
2 janedoe2893 2014-11-15
Because she came from Dayton with two bad knees and a dream to give guys handjobs/blowjobs in a seedy strip mall massage parlor?? My bad.
1 plsgosjw 2014-11-15
Is it that inconceivable to you that sex workers arent all slaves to some pimp
2 HANKKKINGSLEY 2014-11-15
Fuck off Lady Trucker.
15 thesynking 2014-11-15
I know right? That shit rules. I suggest three cheers.
5 devilsadvocate33 2014-11-15
I don't know where you're getting this "forced" business from; this chick was obviously into it.
3 tonygarycooper 2014-11-15
I don't know why you're being downvoted. It's about time we started to celebrate the exchange of sexual services for money. We could call it Jim Norton Day Festival Extravaganza.
Jimmy gave me the courage to explore my tranny fetish. I'll never walk the same way again.
2 BrogueTrader40k 2014-11-15
Just three ?
2 plsgosjw 2014-11-15
Hooray for assumptions
2 HANKKKINGSLEY 2014-11-15
Fuck off Lady Trucker.