What's the deal with Opie's wife? Is she a gold digger?

0  2014-11-14 by [deleted]

What's the deal with her shagging Bam before him? Was she digging around for gold? Then she had to move fast before she became an old hag, so pretty much just snagged whatever she could at that point and reeled-in opester the sucker. Did he have a prenup? I somehow don't think he did. You can picture him being all pussy whipped about that eh. It's like, she's digging around for the gold so for there to be a prenup, you can be sure she'd use her pussy to make sure she can get half the gold later. Otherwise it wouldn't be worth it.

So yeah.. get those couple kids for a bigger payout later and once he's washed-up and the money's gone, you'll see, she'll bail out, take half and then some.

How old was she when they got married and what's the age difference? Everybody talks about Ant robbing the cradle, but isn't her dad younger than opie?

Surprised they're still together, i guess it's like wait till the 2nd one is old enough to take care of themselves and then boom.. go for the big payout then, otherwise she'd be stuck taking care of kids herself and too much of a hassle. So yeah, watch for that cash grab, oh in a couple years. Place your bets. And then it'll be the opester out in the street getting his cake stomped. He knows that's gonna happen, that's why he's such an epic tightwad miser these days and won't even payup 5 bucks for anything. He knows he'll need it later.

And oh yeah, you bet he's got wads of cash stashed around, but you know she knows about it and isn't telling him. So when he goes for that after, it'll be gone. So yeah opester.. good luck with all that, plus being washed up then in the future. Gettin his just deserts for being such a tyrant around the office. lol

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Me: Nice try on the hate but thats to much to read

ME: He obviously used multiple keyboards to write that post. Nice try tho

ME: look inside urself and ask why ur so mad

but we ain't sayin he a broke nigga

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Her dad was a capo in Li'l Chippy D's crime family, the Philly Crew.

It's basically a mafia marriage.

Opie and his wife deserve each other.

who gives a shit

This guy cracks me up with his.ramblings.

Definitely a naice fluid read of fan fiction/nonfiction

She probably hung around the bam crew when she was younger. Probably fucked a few. Years later she met opie when she took her brother to an o&a event.

I think that's the story. No big deal. Everybody fucked someone.

dopie's "daughter" lynsi is very classy and mature http://i50.tinypic.com/2ron6fb.jpg

ME: Bam!!!

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Of course Lynsi isn't a golddigger. She married Opie for his beauty, brains, grace and wit.

:/