What's the deal with Opie's wife? Is she a gold digger?
0 2014-11-14 by [deleted]
What's the deal with her shagging Bam before him? Was she digging around for gold? Then she had to move fast before she became an old hag, so pretty much just snagged whatever she could at that point and reeled-in opester the sucker. Did he have a prenup? I somehow don't think he did. You can picture him being all pussy whipped about that eh. It's like, she's digging around for the gold so for there to be a prenup, you can be sure she'd use her pussy to make sure she can get half the gold later. Otherwise it wouldn't be worth it.
So yeah.. get those couple kids for a bigger payout later and once he's washed-up and the money's gone, you'll see, she'll bail out, take half and then some.
How old was she when they got married and what's the age difference? Everybody talks about Ant robbing the cradle, but isn't her dad younger than opie?
Surprised they're still together, i guess it's like wait till the 2nd one is old enough to take care of themselves and then boom.. go for the big payout then, otherwise she'd be stuck taking care of kids herself and too much of a hassle. So yeah, watch for that cash grab, oh in a couple years. Place your bets. And then it'll be the opester out in the street getting his cake stomped. He knows that's gonna happen, that's why he's such an epic tightwad miser these days and won't even payup 5 bucks for anything. He knows he'll need it later.
And oh yeah, you bet he's got wads of cash stashed around, but you know she knows about it and isn't telling him. So when he goes for that after, it'll be gone. So yeah opester.. good luck with all that, plus being washed up then in the future. Gettin his just deserts for being such a tyrant around the office. lol
12 comments
14 [deleted] 2014-11-14
Me: Nice try on the hate but thats to much to read
14 lolwut314 2014-11-14
ME: He obviously used multiple keyboards to write that post. Nice try tho
1 Blurgette 2014-11-14
ME: look inside urself and ask why ur so mad
6 valley_pete 2014-11-14
but we ain't sayin he a broke nigga
2 [deleted] 2014-11-14
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1 [deleted] 2014-11-14
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4 devilsadvocate33 2014-11-14
Her dad was a capo in Li'l Chippy D's crime family, the Philly Crew.
It's basically a mafia marriage.
4 FresnoJefferson 2014-11-14
Opie and his wife deserve each other.
3 TriangleDimes 2014-11-14
who gives a shit
2 shinkleboutit 2014-11-14
This guy cracks me up with his.ramblings.
1 hoogityboogitiesRIP 2014-11-14
Definitely a naice fluid read of fan fiction/nonfiction
1 IggysGlove 2014-11-14
She probably hung around the bam crew when she was younger. Probably fucked a few. Years later she met opie when she took her brother to an o&a event.
I think that's the story. No big deal. Everybody fucked someone.
1 metfan999 2014-11-14
dopie's "daughter" lynsi is very classy and mature http://i50.tinypic.com/2ron6fb.jpg
ME: Bam!!!
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1 BeerCanThick 2014-11-14
Of course Lynsi isn't a golddigger. She married Opie for his beauty, brains, grace and wit.
:/