He can't be bothered with those run of the mill tv shows. He's trying to film the next huge viral video that's going to make him an international celebrity.

He's too busy raising children!

And watching Basketball Wives, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and 90 Day Fiance. Where can he find the time to watch the most popular series of all time?

Guys, you just don't know how hard it is to raise 2 kids after a 12 hour work week.

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He's wayyyy too cool for that shit bro, He's not into anything mainstream mahn. *except 90 day fiance

That had to be a paid commercial.

They spent an entire show talking about it.

Nah, it perfectly followed Opie's line of logic. He takes something that worked once and people got enjoyment out of, and he drives it right into the ground until people are annoyed by it. 90 Day Fiance is classic Opie.

Well, his kids aren't going to babysit themselves. How the hell is he supposed to find the time to watch a critically acclaimed show that started two years before his first kid was born?

The Psycho has seen a few episodes of Game of Thrones, at least. I remember a few years ago he brought it up during a show and mentioned how he watches it for "the boobies" or something and that he turned it off when Renly and Loras started fucking around.

Unless it's music, then he's proud to announce that he hasn't heard Pharrell's "Happy".

"What is this? I've never heard this."

But yeah, Opie is a dope.

He really said this? And then puts it on his hacky "Chip is HAPPY" vid?

ME: When you have kids you stop watching TV. Just wait, you'll see.

How the fuck can he watch television when he's too busy checkin' out the empties, man? Jesus, give the brothaman a break.

"Actually...if you really need to know." -The Opester

He's too busy people watching.

link? I want to feel the chill run down my spine

He hasn't even gotten around to watching LOST yet.

Wow, that just made me remember when Opie "removed ABC from his channel lineup" to deliberately avoid watching LOST. He encouraged others to do so. Euughhh..

Did he call the president of the cable company to personally ask him to remove just that one mainstay channel from his programming package?

Opie fuckin sucks.

At least they are trying to reference shit from the last few years instead of 1974.

Walter White dies at the end saving Jesse.

The midget killed his Father in GoT.

Not relevant, I know Opie reads this shit and wanted to spoil it before Lynsi let him watch it.

This is what Opie gets you worked up about? A fucking throwaway comment made by Opie about a TV show? A comment Opie made while chuckling at the joke? It's not like it was that fucking funny.