Why Opie deserves all of this and more

43  2014-11-10 by furmp

I almost started feeling bad for Opie since he takes so much shit from "the haters". This sub reddit, most of his twitter following, Ant's sub reddit... etc. We all hate the guy.

Last night I was in the mood to listen to some talk about Fez Whatley. I really like Fez and hope he gets better but also in the meantime, his mental weirdness and inconsistency is making for some hilarious radio. So I found a year old clip of O&A jocktober: Fez Whatley...

And yeah Opie and Sam are just gleefully going back and forth as to why Fez is terrible. Why Fez sucks. Picking apart every sentence Fez muttered with Ron that day. Making predictions about how much worse he'll get. You know, hating. Then it dawned on me. Jocktober is basically the original trash-talking cruel sub reddit. Before there was reddit cringe or this reddit the meanest people around were O&A and their pests.

So when Opie says "i don't get why these idiots keep listening! just move on!" well what about all of the radio stations you didn't move on from? Year after year you gave them shit for not being up to your standard. I bet they sounded exactly like Opie back then "why don't those assholes just move on with their lives?"

So fuck you Opie, you hypocrite. You want to make fun of women in radio and call them holes? Your primary "role" is to "steer" the show you fuck. You're such a huge hole I'm worried Gerard Butler is going to kick an African down you. Please go back to terrestrial and leave the shock humor to Jimmy.

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Like John and Jeff, Scott and Todd or Terri Clifford from the Bee Morning Coffee Club? They brutalized people for years. The Jocktober "fixtures" and "staples," you know?

They even kind of "trained" me I guess to enjoy ripping on bad radio just as much as I like good radio, maybe even more. They did Jocktober for 6 years. Now they do bad radio. They don't get a pass as the originators of the behavior. No. They are held to an even higher standard that they are not upholding. Opie, you're Jocktober-approved, motherfucker. Enjoy this subreddit, the Youtube downvoting, the Twitter shit-talking and the heckling phone calls.

And the dead dad SKULL fuckin' !!!!!

http://youtu.be/HChzRB8h6LU

DVVT DVVT DVVT!!!!!!!!!!

We know you like radio you hate more than anything. It's why you keep coming back and obsessing over Opie and his show that you claim you don't listen to. You're full of shit and so is OP. op the same people that hate Opie here are the same people in Anthonys sub and the same people on twitter. It's not like it's this widespread hate. It's the reddit tards that hate him and not much else.

what about youtube? is it a small little group of reddit tards that hate his youtube videos? that's a huge small group of reddit tards.

Um yeah because everybody on YouTube comments on Opie and Anthony videos. Get real. It's the same people here are the same people that sit around on YouTube and listen to the show. It's the same fucking online community.

the pumpkin latte drop has 1,500 dislikes. but keep trying, you're almost Opie's shining white knight.

And yet this sub has over 9k people subscribed to it so I'd definitely say it's the same people stupid. Who else would be downvoting those videos? It's Opie and Anthony fans ya stupid cunt.

you act like only haters can dislike those shitty videos. if you actually like those videos and "liked" them on youtube you are a simpleton cunt. and his videos were posted on reddit cringe where they were met, by a completely different audience, with the same disdain. please, keep grasping at Opie's dick, you've almost reached Sam's level.

The video hardly went anywhere on cringe. A majority of Opies videos don't make it past the Opie and Anthony fanbase. This can be calculated with simple math and by looking at his hits per video. There's just not that many people watching the videos. Most people don't know who Opie even is. I really don't understand why you're getting so worked up or why you think people that watch his videos who don't know who he is hates him. You have zero proof of that. And the video posted in cringe that got upvoted was part of an Opie and Anthony brigade on the sub. It wasn't just random people you stupid fuck.

hahaha you're getting so worked up. if you really think his video was good why not post it in some other communities? i'm suuuuure it's just these dirty sub reddit people that don't like it and noooo one else. also you don't have any hard numbers. keep quoting that you're using simple math. just so you know you're not using math. you might be using arithmetic. you probably haven't used math since you failed it in high school.

Holy fucking christ how stupid are you? I never even watched the video. I don't care that much. My point was that no one outside of the Opie and Anthony fan base watches his videos so if there was a massive downvoting it was probably fuled by this sub that decided to raid opies video all at once. There's even a thread started by people who got together to raid Opies YouTube and Facebook pages. Opies videos don't get that many hits. The massive downvoting of his videos comes from this sub. Open your fucking eyes. Very few people outside of the Opie and Anthony fan base watch his videos and if they do they accidently stumbled upon them. Why can't you comprehend that you dumber than Opie motherfucker? Oh and just because I decide to call you a few choice words doesn't mean I am worked up. It's the Internet kid, relax.

And are you sure you didn't fail out of high school yourself? If you're going to question my intelligence it helps to not type like a 13 year old girl. Also, learn how to capitalize the beginning of a word when you start a new sentence.

wow this huge paragraph mere minutes after i responded really shows that you aren't worked up at all! point taken. hahahaha

Wow because I get an alert on my phone anytime something is in my reddit inbox because my phone is what I use to connect to the Internet... And since work is extremely slow today it takes no energy whatsoever to give an immediate response. Just like with everything else you're wrong again. And the fact you reply to me in mere minutes. Well what does that say about you then? Perhaps you shouldn't accuse people of something you do yourself. And how illiterate are you? That wasn't a big paragraph at all. It took less than 2 minutes to come up with and write.

so much defense of yourself to a random internet person. just stop, this is embarrassing. also i disagree with your "math". show me some hard numbers or move on. not hard.

Who else do you think is watching Opies videos when many of them only get a few thousand hits? Please tell me. The math there is rather straightforward. Only Opie and Anthony fans are going to his YouTube channel. I've already told you how his page was raided upon by people in this sub that started a thread saying they were going to attack all his pages.

And you reply, and seem as worked up as me. You've managed to reply to me everytime yet you're trying to call me out for something? You might be one of the most delusional people I've ever met. You get worked up over a millionaire radio host that isn't even aware of your existence and you continue to listen to his show and comment on virtually everything he does.. Yet I'm the pathetic one huh? There you go with your delusions. You're the one that started all this with a 5 paragraph rant on Opie and I write to much? Dude, get fucking real. You are insane.

6 days ago Opie uploads "Obnoxious celebrity hugs w/ Jim Norton" and it's at 21,000 views. 3 days ago he uploads "Woman Has Ebola Scare on NYC subway". so explain to me why the more recently uploaded video has far more views and wayyyy more dislikes. in fact the norton video has a huge majority of likes. maybe it's because the Ebola video actually just sucks ass. maybe there aren't a legion of O&A fans that are waiting to dislike everything Opie does. maybe it's actually based on how shit a product is, like everything on the internet. maybe you're a retard and i had to spell all of this simple shit out for you.

You do realize that very ebola video was one of the videos posted here and raided upon, right? Thus why it has more hits and dislikes than usual. opie has far more Twitter followers so if he posted it in Twitter it's very likely it got viewed that many times. However it's still only Opie and Anthony fans that are going to his page. I don't know why you're fighting me so vieamently over this. Who in the fuck do you think is going to Opies YouTube page when he's a virtually unknown radio host outside the world of comedy? If non fans hate the video too that's fine but that hasn't been my point at all. My point is 20k views still isn't a lot and outside of the O&A fanbase he isn't getting that many views. He might get some but it's not much at all and certainly not worth accounting for. I like how you think nobody could possibly like anything Opie does. Another grand delusion of yours.

And of course the Jim video is going to do better. You people hug Anthony and Jimmys nuts so hard you'd upvote any fucking thing they did.

who is visiting these pages? people youtube searching "ebola scare". people searching "ebola NYC". you know, during the time where ebola is relevant. you know, like Opie wanted because he is going for a viral explosion of a video. and i don't know why i'm spending so much time with you. it's silly. you can't even spell vehemently. i still prefer my logic over yours. if you want to say only O&A fans visit his youtube page (or any youtube page) then you have all the work cut out for you. time to prove it.

and i'll add that the mike tyson video got nearly 200k views. very uncommon for Opie's youtube channel. that's because the tags he uses dictate the view count dipshit. a "mike tyson" tag is going to bring in all sorts of non O&A fans that just want to watch mike tyson shit. this works across every video. including ebola. including pumpkin latte crazy lady. including celebrity hugs. did 200k Opie and Anthony fans jump on that mike tyson video for some random reason i don't know about? why aren't they all attacking the ebola video if there are fucking 200 thousand of them? god damn it you are a dumb motherfucker

That Mike Tyson video had nothing to do with tags. The fucking video was posted on tmz ya retard that's the only reason it go that many views. It was up for several days before that and it was viewed by virtually no one. Also how many videos of Mike Tyson do you think are on YouTube? My guess is a few hundred. Opies Mike Tyson video before tmz was just another Mike YouTube clip among hundreds. And how many people do you think are actively searching for Mike Tyson on YouTube? Again you're wrong. Just shut up already and fucking go away. I'm tired of seeing your shitty name pop up in my inbox.

Also the Ebola scare video was posted on Opies twitter. He has far more twitter followers than the video was even viewed. Also the video was posted in this sub several times so people go raid and downvote it. Why are you unable to comprehend that? And have you YouTubed Ebola scare? Opies fucking video is buried. No one outside of the Opie and Anthony fan base visits his page with a few exceptions. Stop pointing those exceptions out like it's the norm. And have you read the comments to the ebola video? It's all Opie and Anthony fans referencing things from the show or the sub and people with stand with ant avatars.

Go start another Opie thread faggot. Who's better Opie or Travis?

no i did not read the comments of an opie video. that sounds like something you'd do because you're a dipshit. video tags link videos to other videos. ever finish a youtube video? you know how it suggests 30 more videos and has even more on the right side? are you comprehending how videos are spread naturally yet? you still can't answer my point about why this sub reddit is choosing to raid and downvote certain videos and not others. you can't answer anything only deflect and you just keep saying "it's just the same guys raiding it". so prove it. i don't take your words as proof. it's just conjecture and you're just a cunt.

I love how earlier you tried to call me out for replying back to you almost immediately but that's exactly what you're doing now. Another example of how you're a delusional asshole.

Are you unable to listen or do you just like to ramble on with the same shitty point over and over again. Maybe if you reiterate the something over again you'll be right this time. How is it one person can be so stupid. The Mike Tyson video getting over 200k views had nothing to do with tags or related videos. The video when originally posted only had like 5k views and was stagnating. Opie even said he was surprised by how poorly it was doing. Then someone decided to take the story and put it on TMZ and that's why the fucking video blew up.

If you don't know why the Ebola video was downvoted over Tyson or the Jimmy video then you're as dumb as a rock. I've explained it once and you didn't listen but here we go again. The Mike Tyson video was a real story from someone's past that some can relate to but also people like real authentic things and that's exactly what Mike Tysons video was. Of course a story about someone being sexual abused as a child is not going to be massively downvoted or criticized. Also Mike Tyson is a beloved figure now. Which so is Jim Norton especially amongst fans of Opie and Anthony. That's why that video did so well. The Ebola video was immediately disliked by people here probably because we've seen that lady in other videos of his and Opie isn't the same beloved figure like Mike Tyson or Jimmy are. People also called it out for what it was a bad attempt at going viral. Even I can admit that. The video is just short of 35k views. That's not many at all. I'm not sure why you think that video is getting tons of views outside of this fanbase. It just doesn't add up. Do you know how many ebola videos are on YouTube? Hundreds of thousands. For opies video to show up on someone's related video feed they would have had to visit opies YouTube page before. A video that's done so poorly doesn't just pop up because it has a lot of tags attached to it.

Also why am I a loser for reading the comments of a video you have to spent the last 2 hours debating me over? I literally just went there now to see what people said and clearly it's Opie and Anthony fans. I love how you try to call me out for the dumbest shit when you're the one starting these threads.

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Of course you read it. There's just nothing else for you to say ya dumb mother fucker. You ask for an explanation and when given one you're to slow to read it? The same guy that started this thread off with a 5 paragraph rant? Dude, how fucking delusional of a human being are you?

ah this one wasn't so depressingly massive. anyway, you're boring and irrelevant. my 5 paragraph rant was upvoted enough. these multi-paragraph rants you're writing are for my eyes only and it's getting to be very very adorable.

Your thread was upvoted 71% of the time. That's pretty low number for an Opie hate thread. Opie pisses on those numbers.

And again with your delusions. You've replied to me several times over the last couple hours with multi paragraph points and guess what? Only I read it. Stop calling me out for things you do yourself. You're a dumb mother fucker. You really are. Also little effort has been exerted on my part and I'm at work getting paid for this. I simply don't care. And don't ask for an explanation if you can't read it even though I know you did and it takes less than 30 seconds to read? How slow of a reader are you? God dammit.

keep responding about how much you don't care. it's making more and more sense as the day goes on. hahahaha

When did I say I didn't care? That's not what I said at all in fact. I'm pointing out how you're calling me out for something you do too. You're the one that said I replied to fast and yet you reply back almost immediately. Then you say I type to much yet you started all this with a 5 paragraph rant about a radio host. Then you say I'm a loser for reading comments on a video you literally spent the last 3 hours debating me over. Then you say I'm worked up and care to much yet you reply back to me everytime. You're a delusional fucking asshole. Could you be anymore inconsistent? I'm also bored at work with nothing to do so I actually don't care. Did you conveniently ignore that the last 3 times I mentioned it?

I'll be awaiting your almost immediate response but you're right I'm the loser. Delusional maybe? You're on par with fucking Lady Di when it comes to simple comprehension. What's going to be your next Opie obsessed thread? Still listening to a show you hate?

Also little effort has been exerted on my part and I'm at work getting paid for this. I simply don't care.

LOL

Again this coming from a guy that regularly starts threads about a radio host he doesn't like but also claims he doesn't care. You're delusional.

yeah, sure. find me a quote where i said i don't care about the show. i'll just be waiting.

You obviously care because you're obsessed with Opie but I wasn't really referencing th the show when I said that so I don't even know what you're talking about. I know your obsessing over Opie though. I know this from all the threads you've started about him. You're an obsessed loser that just can't let the show go despite the fact you hate Opie. What a sad little life you lead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAvQ6PdE4OI

You must be Lynsi, would clearly explain why you wash Greggies dirty balls, and like the skateboarding subreddit.`

Who shoots bigger loads on your face, Bam, or your emasculated walking checkbook of a husband?

Lynsi, comment?

Ohhh so edgy. You're trying to hard to be Anthony.

The wordiest set up ever to that Gerard Butler line.

Run the whole thigh through a thesaurus and read it in Dennis Miller's voice.

First, run your thigh through a table saw.

The hate is a product of Opie's invention. The pests he relied on to help his insecurities for years have finally turned on him.

"Listen to how BAD this is, isn't it great how we're different?"

Smash cut to years later. 40 minutes of Led Zeppelin talk and general ignorance of what's going on in the culture.

It's really bad... He's such a hole. Talking baths, non-sexual massages, and faggy euro-sized men's shirts.

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Then why was he fucking black? At best he was an immigrant.

Most comments in this thread are spot on. The ONLY reason I can't stand him now is the hypocrisy. It's so fun to see someone get theirs back. Just like a schoolyard bully - someone finally kicks him in the shins and we all get to watch him cry.

i think this is the best summary of this whole enigma that is Opie hatred: "Just like a schoolyard bully - someone finally kicks him in the shins and we all get to watch him cry."

Did he ever complain about political correctness after Ant got fired? Did he criticize Sirius XM?

All he'd do in O&A is criticize SiriusXM and Gary.

I fucking hate him. I was listening to some clip on yt and opie muttered something fucking cruel under his breath to one of the interns or whatever they are. The person dopie muttered to wasn't fast enough with something on the internet so the little ship steerer, the whole reason for the show, barely covers up his mic while hissing "...or you can find something else to do." All because some one couldn't find a damn YouTube video they didn't know dopie wanted until he said something. I fucking hate him and thats just one example. Fuck you opie, you stupid old fuck! Get off the radio you DOPE. You unfunny douche. You fucking idiot!

Calm down sir.

I'm HOWLING at the 300 line

I remember when the guys used to jokingly lament that their own fans would eventually eat them.

Well, the apocalypse has arrived.

Karma is a motherfucker Greggshells.

The next time one of us calls the show and Opie accuses you of being a hater, I want you to ask Opie two questions:

  1. Did you ever talk about another radio show on your show?

  2. When this happened, did you mostly speak positively or negatively of that show?

He's been a hole since at least 2010.

A gaping one at that.

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I understood it when it was Opie and Anthony. Opie would bash haters then, "Why do you keep listening, there are so many other options.". We kept listening because we were waiting for Ant to do something funny or go off on a rant.

As misguided as those rants were, as racist as they were...damn it...they were HILARIOUS. Ant just EXPLODING on callers. The show is really lacking anything remotely hilarious without Ant. He was the key to the show. His impressions, his rants, his random explosions, his stories...no one cares about Opie and his stories about his kid

I understand all the hate towards him, he's doing a pretty bad job...and that's why I stopped listening.

That Sparta line was simply supoib. Nice work, and your post is right on the money too. Poor little bullied Opie is and always has been a selfish piece of shit frat boy. Even when he was a kid he was in the fucking YACHTING club for fucks sake.

Speak for yourself, nerd. I don't hate Opie, I just prefer Anthony and Jimmy. There are things I don't like about all of them but if I hated any one of them I wouldn't listen. Listening at that point would be stupid. Typing up paragraphs to justify it would be even more stupid.

What makes you think I'm not speaking for myself? And you've come and spoken for yourself. omg it's like the internet is working or something.

"We all hate the guy."

If you don't know what hyperbole is then I feel bad for you son. When Opie says "OH MY GOD THIS _______ IS KILLING ME!!" do you also think something is literally killing him?

And the dead dad SKULL fuckin' !!!!!

http://youtu.be/HChzRB8h6LU

If you don't know what hyperbole is then I feel bad for you son. When Opie says "OH MY GOD THIS _______ IS KILLING ME!!" do you also think something is literally killing him?

We know you like radio you hate more than anything. It's why you keep coming back and obsessing over Opie and his show that you claim you don't listen to. You're full of shit and so is OP. op the same people that hate Opie here are the same people in Anthonys sub and the same people on twitter. It's not like it's this widespread hate. It's the reddit tards that hate him and not much else.

And yet this sub has over 9k people subscribed to it so I'd definitely say it's the same people stupid. Who else would be downvoting those videos? It's Opie and Anthony fans ya stupid cunt.

Holy fucking christ how stupid are you? I never even watched the video. I don't care that much. My point was that no one outside of the Opie and Anthony fan base watches his videos so if there was a massive downvoting it was probably fuled by this sub that decided to raid opies video all at once. There's even a thread started by people who got together to raid Opies YouTube and Facebook pages. Opies videos don't get that many hits. The massive downvoting of his videos comes from this sub. Open your fucking eyes. Very few people outside of the Opie and Anthony fan base watch his videos and if they do they accidently stumbled upon them. Why can't you comprehend that you dumber than Opie motherfucker? Oh and just because I decide to call you a few choice words doesn't mean I am worked up. It's the Internet kid, relax.

And are you sure you didn't fail out of high school yourself? If you're going to question my intelligence it helps to not type like a 13 year old girl. Also, learn how to capitalize the beginning of a word when you start a new sentence.