I think a lot of people feel this way, I hope they do anyway. When I was like 17 a girlfriend wanted me to choke her or tie her wrists and I was into it but had no idea that it was a 'thing', or that it was [more importantly] a gateway to other amazing fun things in bed. I often look back and feel bad I didn't explore that world with her or even just earlier on in general.
It wasn't until I started getting bored with 'normal' porn that I started seeking out all the "alt" categories and learning what things were even options in bed. Now I'm happily experienced and finding people I connect with much better. I feel bad for people who just have vanilla sex every night and are content but too afraid to communicate and explore fun new things.
23 comments
17 kristal010 2014-11-08
big jam tits
12 harriswill 2014-11-08
BbbBbbbBBBBbbiggg JELLY TITS BIG JAM TITS BIG JELLY TITS
6 mayomayomayomayomayo 2014-11-08
maaaaaaaayomayo
1 nolasen 2014-11-08
Best song ever.
3 kimchifart 2014-11-08
Fried eggs
2 CUNTYMOM 2014-11-08
jelly*
6 Gibbinsly 2014-11-08
I wonder what Mr. Florentines take on a fluffernutter sandwich might be?
5 mahalo_merci 2014-11-08
"Jim Florentine...whaddya think, huh? Fluffernutter? Hehehehehe. You wouldn't eat that would you, hmm?"
7 Gibbinsly 2014-11-08
"Listen, if it's for your kid I get it". "Maybe your wife wants one when she's on her period, I get that too".
7 CUNTYMOM 2014-11-08
"look if you bring a chick home after school and she wants to share a fluffernutter then i guess its alright"
3 gustopherus 2014-11-08
"I wouldn't know, because I'm not 8 years old..."
6 Zenaesthetic 2014-11-08
Gregg Opie Hughes got some big ass titties.
2 Gibbinsly 2014-11-08
Yeah look at those A cups. Dude has a smokin rack.
7 Navsies 2014-11-08
Those are easily C's
3 photonblaster9000 2014-11-08
b-cup
3 dontcallmejames 2014-11-08
holy shit is that pic real? no photoshop? that's fucking hilarious!
3 havingmadfun 2014-11-08
Damn he has some mouth watering tits
2 stinkskc 2014-11-08
very rarely ill feel bad for opie, but than i think about how shitty he's been to so many people.
1 BeerCanThick 2014-11-08
It feels like Florentine is being auditioned for the Ant Spot.
1 [deleted] 2014-11-08
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1 CoolerKing37 2014-11-08
Eddie Trunk at least forms his own opinions. He doesn't rely on Florentine to be told how to think about certain topics.
1 jerk-ass 2014-11-08
Boobies!!!
1 turdthief 2014-11-08
dem tits tho...smh...
0 thefaggotrycontinues 2014-11-08
I think a lot of people feel this way, I hope they do anyway. When I was like 17 a girlfriend wanted me to choke her or tie her wrists and I was into it but had no idea that it was a 'thing', or that it was [more importantly] a gateway to other amazing fun things in bed. I often look back and feel bad I didn't explore that world with her or even just earlier on in general.
It wasn't until I started getting bored with 'normal' porn that I started seeking out all the "alt" categories and learning what things were even options in bed. Now I'm happily experienced and finding people I connect with much better. I feel bad for people who just have vanilla sex every night and are content but too afraid to communicate and explore fun new things.