Opie is the glue that holds the show together

3  2014-11-07 by thefaggotrycontinues

16 comments

More like a dead horse on the way to the glue factory.

Heeeeeere cooooooooomes the line of the day line of the day line of the day!

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I love the "hang in there man".

Like it's the eleventh round and the Opster's bloody and on his heels.

Come on, you know he's orchestrating a full-on war against the "haters," proving them wrong at every turn with compelling radio, masterfully-crafted comedic tweets, and viral videos that light You tube on fire, all the while demolition every "hater"who calls into the show or posts about him on the internet, just like he's been doing since he was 18. Of COURSE he has to hang in there, it's him against the world that hates him, fears him, and doesn't get the bit! Hack jack-off should be rim-jobbed with a hedge-trimmer.

How can a grown man write that without irony? Dear lord...

I know right?? You'd almost think it was fake!

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But please let's not forget to make #IDislikeOpie viral. Five tweets so far!

The craze that's taking the world by storm.

The virus spreading across America.

Then why do we have about 2 dozen Nopie shows that flow just as well or even better without Opie and are much more loose and relaxed than with him?

Lewis Black doesn't agree that Opie is the glue...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YELYgtnbpWg

Heck if I had twotter I'd be ALL IN on the @dislikeoppie thing you crazy kids do!

Opie is more like the cum that drips out of Lynsi's mouth after Bam fucks her asshole until she develops abscesses then drops a load onto her uvula.

Damn son, I feel honored that you took the time to craft that tweet.

Wish I could take credit for it, but I hired viralspiral to do it for me. I don't know how to make screenshots myself. https://twitter.com/Patrick79x/status/1143058751

Hitler was the glue that held Germany together.

The virus spreading across America.