Opie and Fez hater show
0 2014-11-07 by deletedstoriesbyfags
Starting next Monday at 10am comes the all new "Opie and Fez hater show". After being released from mandatory psychology work Ron Bennington will be joining Anthony Cumia on TACS. Similarly Jimmy has been fired for cumming on a guest during the hug segment and is now joining TACS. In a swift move to save money and also grab the coveted "hater" demographic Sirius will be starting a new program that merges two epic radio personalities.
The Opie and Fez Hater show will feature a brand new format. The show starts with a caller who just tells Opie and Fez how much he hates them and they have to listen for 15 minutes before they get to respond. But during their response Erock will interrupt them with some hater tweets. The callers will then get to play "hater trivia" where they answer trivia questions like "in what year did Opie make his first attempt at a viral video?" A vial of Fez's tears will be shipped out to the winner.
Finally the show will end with Opie and Fez leaving early, without being paid for that time. Before leaving, Sam will rub Opie's ass for 3 minutes straight as a symbol of their relationship. Then Sam will take the mic. He gets to say two sentences and then he will sit there as callers berate him for the last hour. And finally in the last 3 minutes of the show Roland will sit on Sam in an attempt to flatten him.
11 comments
4 xactraiserx 2014-11-07
Ronnie b has such a fucking strong personality in like 2 weeks anthony would have to hold up his hand to talk, and would walk behind ronnie holding his belt loop.
-1 deletedstoriesbyfags 2014-11-07
doing nice things for others is the best feeling. in your situation you never get that. if you had a job and spent some money on your mom to let her know you appreciate her you'd feel 1000x better i promise. also the job kinda eats up most of your current depression time. jobs can be great depression remedies
3 goarlorde 2014-11-07
This thread is very sad, overall
5 MonsteRain 2014-11-07
I don't quite understand it, but I think it made me depressed.
-2 deletedstoriesbyfags 2014-11-07
you both just gave me a thought. it'd be sweet if certain monsters were highly aggressive and quick but would absolutely not come near a light source. so shining a flashlight at them will repel them as will throwing down a quick torch. would make nighttime on certain planets freaky as sh*%
-4 deletedstoriesbyfags 2014-11-07
I cringe every time a fake man blames something for his own actions. How about you just move on? No wait I guess you needed to blame me for your clicking. Go hang out with Joe Derosa you internet blaming cunt
4 goarlorde 2014-11-07
You're a faggot. End of story.
1 [deleted] 2014-11-07
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-3 deletedstoriesbyfags 2014-11-07
im sorry i cant talk at length because im at work. i also have some loner experience and to get me through the tough times i have turned to podcasts and radioshows where people just hang out. in a way i kind of feel like i am there with them and like i am in on the joke. also the little videogame communities i am a part of help. none of this is better than a real relationship but it's helped me keep an even keel. i listen to a lot of comedians getting interviewed. those guys have 10+ years of depressing loneliness and to hear them talk about overcoming it is awesome. hope something here is of use to you
2 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-11-07
You sure about that?
-4 deletedstoriesbyfags 2014-11-07
You're a child though, so I will go for childish. You won't respond to BradCraeb or whatiseethere because they politely shut you down. You can only respond to me because I call a dipshit a dipshit when I see a dipshit, you dipshit. EDIT: ahahaha, luckily i don't need to make alts when the SB community is downvoting you like mad. maybe make a new reddit account and try again
1 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-11-07
What the fuck are you talking about you sensitive Opie, I was just messing around with you.