BREAKING NEWS!! Lady Di is starting a job as "cleaning person for apartments and stuff," because in her mind, "I think I could pretty much handle that."

7  2014-11-06 by [deleted]

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yep, the lady known most recently for vomiting in the sink and shitting on the toilet seat of a public restroom during a national radio program.

While nude.

In front of ugly betty

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All the while furiously screaming "Lemme get it out. Jesus, lemme get it out....GET IT OUT!!!!".

Hahaha.

That was a story for the ages.

Hahaha.

Didn't this fat fuck just enroll in computer school yesterday?

She was 18 Natty's in when she enrolled and forgot.

I am as confused as you are. Fascinated but confused.

Replace "apartments and stuff" with "trap-houses and jerkoff-booths" and I'll believe it.

That fucking mess can't even keep herself clean

She will just be a carrier of bedbugs for the largest infestation in NJ history.

if she's cleaning apartments at least she'll have easy access to a toilet and sink.

What a disaster. You know these apartments are going to be worse off than before she started.

She's going to rob someone and end up in jail.

"Why'd you steal it Diana?"

"I just wanted a taste"

"No, no, no, no. Hold on. Wait. I am not going to rob someone and end up in jail."

Who wants that drunken water buffaler in there house. U would come home to natty ice cans everywhere.......check out the empties maaahn

I imagine Lady Di talking to her empties and playing with them like tubular aluminum action figures.

Hopefully she gets a cleaning job in Manhattan for a Mr.P.Bateman.

"Apartments and stuff"...

"Technology and stuff"...

Lady Di and Rikk Wilde need to go on a date; they are meant for each other.

http://youtu.be/Ee8wY2mIqs4

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All the while furiously screaming "Lemme get it out. Jesus, lemme get it out....GET IT OUT!!!!".

That was a story for the ages.