he's right that he has haters because i certainly hate him.

When he said the Pests would one day turn on him.

It's hard to be right when you wait for someone to tell you their opinion or what they like and then you agree and tell them you're ALL IN.

I'M ALL IN WITH METALLICA! what song is this? One? Never heard it.

"i love hot for teacher, great tallica song.

ME: I'm all in with the tallica. Listened to them all the time in high school. Me and my crazy Samoan buddy drove down to Vegas one time high on acid and coke and blasted that one crazy record the whole way.

Whenever he punctuates a thought with 'It's gonna happen! I'd put money on it! Guarantee it!' you know the thing in question will not happen. They're like the predictions of an autistic child.

I wish I could remember some of the predictions because some of them have been embarrassingly bad.

He was right about teaming up with Ant

I thought of something else!

When he would give comics shit about never doing the show again after they reach a certain tier of success.

No...never.

That he would one day be Jocktober'ed.

Opie was right about Peter Jennings.

If memory serves, he really did "have the game".

He's most irritating when punching way above his weight in discussions about science, ethics, or religion. "Humans so obviously don't belong on this planet, we must have been put here from somewhere else," always made my fists ball up in rage.