Opie and Fez hater show

1  2014-11-06 by [deleted]

Starting next Monday at 10am comes the all new "Opie and Fez hater show". After being released from mandatory psychology work Ron Bennington will be joining Anthony Cumia on TACS. Similarly Jimmy has been fired for cumming on a guest during the hug segment and is now joining TACS. In a swift move to save money and also grab the coveted "hater" demographic Sirius will be starting a new program that merges two epic radio personalities.

The Opie and Fez Hater show will feature a brand new format. The show starts with a caller who just tells Opie and Fez how much he hates them and they have to listen for 15 minutes before they get to respond. But during their response Erock will interrupt them with some hater tweets. The callers will then get to play "hater trivia" where they answer trivia questions like "in what year did Opie make his first attempt at a viral video?" A vial of Fez's tears will be shipped out to the winner.

Finally the show will end with Opie and Fez leaving early, without being paid for that time. Before leaving, Sam will rub Opie's ass for 3 minutes straight as a symbol of their relationship. Then Sam will take the mic. He gets to say two sentences and then he will sit there as callers berate him for the last hour. And finally in the last 3 minutes of the show Roland will sit on Sam in an attempt to flatten him.

2 comments

This isn't even amusing.

Boooo.