I wanted to congratulate Lay-Nerrrgghh.

She actually says she "thinks" its for computers.

Lay-Nerrrgghh.

I sincerely hopes she just shows up at a local highschool and tries to take classes.

Hopefully her computer is HAL from 2001

Haha. HAL but with Marion's voice.

lmao

Those two dunces alone in space, one of them a computer voice, would be the greatest movie ever.

I will sell all of my possessions to help produce this movie. I haven't had a laugh this good in months.

Legitimately broke into laughter at work when I read this.

Her son 'does the computer' too, so I guess it runs in the family.

So I've heard. He must be so proud to be the offspring of such a go-getter.

Suhhhhhhhhweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Jimmy has to bring that catchphrase back

Can't wait for the thread of "Lady Di arrested for being drunk, belligerent, and also defecating in the computer lab".

"No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait... Hold on. Hold on. I don't defecate in computer labs."

How did Opie get in here?

She thinks it's for computers. It's either a bullshit Federal or State job training program, or one of those bullshit online schools sucked her in. They're notorious, they hold your hand, fill out all the loan paperwork for you, take half of it right off the top, and then have you do useless online courses - the 'degree" is worthless.

And now she'll be on the hook for those loans. Way to go, Di. Way to avoid responsibility yet again, and going for the handout. If she can manage even spell check in Word after this 'school" - if she even shows up after one class - I'll drink a case of Natty Ice in one sitting. And, I hate beer.

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You're probably correct. I highly doubt it is a prestigious institution.

She really is an irresponsible dullard. The party that gave her that loan is not seeing a dime of it. Also, I guarantee she stops showing up within a week - two weeks tops.

You mean she's probably not studying Computer Science at Stanford?

The only thing with more holes than her logic in thinking she'll succeed in any serious computer science discipline is her alcohol whittled brain.

She "thinks" it is for computers!? Oh Lady Di. I am sure she will make a great career out of what she learns. After all, sitting around drinking natty ice all day long HAS to mentally prepare her for class.

Could she even make it through a 2 hour college course without shitting her pants or having some other strange bodily function or fluid come out of her?

Or if she could keep her fucking trap shut for ten minutes. She would be the worst to have in a class constantly asking questions and blabbing away. Haha, I feel so bad for whoever has to take a class alongside lady di.

Hahaha. So true. That is a hilarious facet I didn't even think about.

It would take 30 mins class for her to make her "Hi! How are ya!?" rounds and greet everyone in the class.

http://cdn4.wn.com/ph/img/24/84/697672daaaa5370625c90489f4e8-grande.jpg

Hahaha. Accurate.

http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/sleep-deprivation-1a.jpg

Legit lols at "This is very serious." Woah, things just got heavy.

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How long before that student loan is spent entirely on Natty Ice and crack?

Now hold on, no, I am NOT gonna spend it on Natty Ice and crack!

Bill's ghost is screaming at her from the other room while she watches TV from the 70's, kills a case of Natties and yells at squirrels.

Probably is being forced to as a stipulation of her welfare

You don't think she would take initiative on her own (with her history of being such a workaholic)?

That's ridiculous. She already knows about computers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNCMUI0yFmk&t=36m10s

"Computers. Yeah! I know how to download stuff." Hilarious.

Good for her I hope she becomes a computer whiz

CompUSA

Is this a prediction?

So I've heard. He must be so proud to be the offspring of such a go-getter.

Hahaha. Accurate.

http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/sleep-deprivation-1a.jpg