I could live the rest of my life not ever hearing or seeing another thing from the Jackass guys. Not Steve O, not anyone. They were great the first 5-6 years or so, the novelty has 100% worn off on me. For quite a while, actually.
I think it bothers her more and he's gotta deal with her shit when he gets off, I know you guys hate Opie but he's not an idiot and thinks shes a virgin.
It's not true. You ever look into the story? Even that fuckhead Chaunce Hayden who "broke" the story ended up admitting that the whole thing was bullshit.
It's like a bad Jello Biafra impression. Bam should stick to actually fucking people's wives, skateboarding, and jumping off of things. Leave the music to cool bands like Godsmack, Korn, Genesis, and any nu metal cover of an old hit song from the 70's or 80's.
They were, with the Fred Durst thing. The site's still around I think, just not as funny...or maybe I'm just not into the music they talk about as much anymore. The Icarus Line was actually pretty good though.
No idea. I like their "Dollar Store" tune. Aside from that, not really into a System of a Down / Mentors rip off.. joke band. Their website is still active, so I guess they are still going.
No idea. I like their "Dollar Store" tune. Aside from that, not really into a System of a Down / Mentors rip off.. joke band. Their website is still active, so I guess they are still going.
69 comments
43 ChestRockwell11 2014-11-04
LEAVE IT ALONE...................LEAVE IT ALONE
4 WalkingOnGreggShells 2014-11-04
I can't believe we said that, right!?
39 BANANASrb 2014-11-04
Now, let's hear Jimmy 'accidentally' play that on air.
16 frrunkis 2014-11-04
I would let Jimmy take my virginity to do that
37 Hudson_Margera 2014-11-04
AWKWAAARRRDDD!!!
32 benny890 2014-11-04
Yo dis nigga Bam be outta pocket!
30 boofk 2014-11-04
I hope this hasnt been tweeted to opie.
12 thrillated 2014-11-04
I hope so as well, that would just be unpleasant.
6 WarmFishSalad 2014-11-04
That would probably go not good
4 swarrrm 2014-11-04
I certainly hope not
17 RonaldTheRight 2014-11-04
This video is Age Restricted, here's a direct link if you'd rather not login.
7 Fandbango 2014-11-04
Had no idea.. thanks for the alt link.
29 MiscellaneousSharts 2014-11-04
To go along with your alt lifestyle
8 Fandbango 2014-11-04
Yeah I walked right into that one.
17 MiscellaneousSharts 2014-11-04
Backwards with your pants around your ankles
2 yaaaaayPancakes 2014-11-04
Yeah, RES doesn't seem to give a shit about that. This shit needs the NSFW tag.
3 UnwarrantedArrogance 2014-11-04
GET BACK TO WORK FAGGOT
1 Wsallgood 2014-11-04
Well, in fairness, the song is called "I fucked your wife"...
2 CookieHaid 2014-11-04
Dat's AGE DISCRIMINASHIN'. Shyouuuuur.
12 buddaydaz 2014-11-04
I can't believe that this hasn't already became the new "Amazing Basketball Trickshot" roll video, its been up on youtube for 5 years.
Y'all got caught slippin'
12 xxmikekxx 2014-11-04
...and Opie's career is as alive as the guy playing the husband in the video
-1 IPooMedium 2014-11-04
except that his career is alive, and he's probably making more money than before
9 CookieHaid 2014-11-04
Who cares; he's still Opie.
5 [deleted] 2014-11-04
That just gave me the most depressing thought. I though what if I had to choose between being Opie or Joe Cumia.
12 xOneSainTx 2014-11-04
Bam sucks.
17 frrunkis 2014-11-04
Lynsi's nipples
3 MaxKawalski 2014-11-04
Damn!
8 dirtfarmingcanuck 2014-11-04
2014 bam might have better luck with lady di. Let's just say he hasn't hit the skatepark in some time
3 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-11-04
Wait, are you saying he's a little out of practice?
11 dirtfarmingcanuck 2014-11-04
The mctwist in this story now comes with extra cheese. Skateboardin Yuma!
7 AntsCamera 2014-11-04
I bet this is one thing the poopster won't retweet.
7 photonblaster9000 2014-11-04
wwfdd
what would father dorris do
3 Wsallgood 2014-11-04
The real question is, where is father doris?
6 feignsc2 2014-11-04
tsss tss dis guy is fawkin goood
4 KennethFresno 2014-11-04
I fuck yo wife with my heart...as well as my pecka.
6 WarmFishSalad 2014-11-04
Like a bad fart, im glad Bam has finally disappeard
5 Ojisan1 2014-11-04
I think Opie grew his beard out to look more like the husband in this video.
3 millennium_falcone 2014-11-04
https://twitter.com/thephillycrew/status/529708888053272576
21 NotInsane 2014-11-04
Lol @ thesickcuckinghubbies
2 [deleted] 2014-11-04
I could live the rest of my life not ever hearing or seeing another thing from the Jackass guys. Not Steve O, not anyone. They were great the first 5-6 years or so, the novelty has 100% worn off on me. For quite a while, actually.
1 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-11-04
You mean you have no interest in someone slamming a book shut on his balls? DAS CRAAYY-ZEE
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1 midnitefox 2014-11-04
I miss those guys. Oh well.
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1 rottenbottle 2014-11-04
Haven't listened to the show in forever, what's the connection here?
0 IPooMedium 2014-11-04
i dont get why you think its some amazing way to make fun of opie, are you all dating virgins?
16 devilsadvocate33 2014-11-04
It's an amazing way to make fun of Opie because it's true and it bothers him.
How fucking stupid do you have to be to not be able to connect those dots?!?
1 thehighground 2014-11-04
I think it bothers her more and he's gotta deal with her shit when he gets off, I know you guys hate Opie but he's not an idiot and thinks shes a virgin.
1 schwm39 2014-11-04
How do you know its true? Is there proof? Did someone admit it?
-7 wp9215 2014-11-04
It's not true. You ever look into the story? Even that fuckhead Chaunce Hayden who "broke" the story ended up admitting that the whole thing was bullshit.
7 devilsadvocate33 2014-11-04
"make it payable to: Steppin' Out Inc."
So honky-tits cut a check to get Chaunce to backtrack. It doesn't make it untrue.
The funniest option is always the truth, at least as far as internet goofery is concerned.
8 wp9215 2014-11-04
If it really was a "disgruntled employee" that pushed the story out there, and there actually was a tape, it would have eventually come out.
7 just_plain_yogurt 2014-11-04
Even if it was true, who gives a shit?
BTW, google "Chaunce Hayden" & the Opie/Lynsi story is the first result.
Amazing that 25+ years of being a Stern hanger-on is not the first result.
6 CookieHaid 2014-11-04
Opie gives a shit.
1 just_plain_yogurt 2014-11-04
He probably does, which makes him pathetic. He should have married a 16 year old virgin if he's ashamed of his wife's former sexual partners.
1 McGobs 2014-11-04
This was literally the first result (per the google image of the article that I clicked on):
Link
9 peoplearegreat 2014-11-04
It's the sociopath underbelly of the listener-ship that made them successful in the first place.
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0 sanfrancisco69er 2014-11-04
was that the guy from system of a down singing that?
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5 TossyMcSalad 2014-11-04
was 9/11 really perpetrated by a guy cave-hopping in afghanistan?
2 wp9215 2014-11-04
no, it wasn't. And Bam didn't make the song.
-3 regis69 2014-11-04
It's like a bad Jello Biafra impression. Bam should stick to actually fucking people's wives, skateboarding, and jumping off of things. Leave the music to cool bands like Godsmack, Korn, Genesis, and any nu metal cover of an old hit song from the 70's or 80's.
10 Fandbango 2014-11-04
The song is by a band from NJ called SHAT. Bam just goofing to someone else's song.
You aren't wrong though. His band "Fuckface Unstoppable" are fucking terrible.
6 AntsCamera 2014-11-04
No shit.
Bams only value to this subreddit is the joke fodder he provides.
His lack of talent is irrelevant.
2 [deleted] 2014-11-04
Gnarkill was pretty good though.
1 molloybe 2014-11-04
Is Shat still a band? They were mildly entertaining. Haven't kept up with them since buddyhead got boring.
2 boofk 2014-11-04
Whatever happened to buddyhead? Werent they the guys who got into fred dursts office back when he was still semi relevant?
1 Fandbango 2014-11-04
http://www.buddyhead.com/ * https://www.facebook.com/buddyheadcom * https://twitter.com/buddyhead
1 molloybe 2014-11-04
They were, with the Fred Durst thing. The site's still around I think, just not as funny...or maybe I'm just not into the music they talk about as much anymore. The Icarus Line was actually pretty good though.
1 Fandbango 2014-11-04
No idea. I like their "Dollar Store" tune. Aside from that, not really into a System of a Down / Mentors rip off.. joke band. Their website is still active, so I guess they are still going.
2 Bick_Bickerson 2014-11-04
It doesn't sound anything like Biafra. It sounds like the guy from Fear.
2 regis69 2014-11-04
I figured out who it sounds like: the guy from System of a Down.
1 Bick_Bickerson 2014-11-04
Ahh, yeah that's closer than Fear.
-4 yaaaaayPancakes 2014-11-04
Well I'm glad I clicked on that at work.
-2 islesrule224 2014-11-04
Me too
8 Fandbango 2014-11-04
If you are looking at this subreddit while you are at work, it's on you.
11 islesrule224 2014-11-04
It's not on me, it's on opies wife
3 AnimobileAWS 2014-11-04
also the title lol
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2 boofk 2014-11-04
Whatever happened to buddyhead? Werent they the guys who got into fred dursts office back when he was still semi relevant?
1 Fandbango 2014-11-04
No idea. I like their "Dollar Store" tune. Aside from that, not really into a System of a Down / Mentors rip off.. joke band. Their website is still active, so I guess they are still going.