All roads lead to hating Opie

8  2014-11-04 by [deleted]

Just played this Uncle Paul segment and as I listened closely, I couldn't help but notice that the entire time, Opie is trying to kill the bit. He's ignoring Uncle Paul and giving him nothing to play off of.

We should come together as a community and make a list of classic old bits ruined by that bag of shit. With a little elbow grease and a hot container of coffee, we could probably edit him out from many of those segments! Then we'd spam YouTube with our edited versions, and one day they will be the only remaining recordings, as if Opie never existed...

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make a list of classic old bits ruined by that bag of shit.

Here's one

At the end of the video he takes a call. Things were going extremely well and he takes a fucking call.

Holy fuck, I was too busy laughing at the time when I first heard it to hear that hack take a goddamn call. Wonder what gem "Jessie" contributed with his phoner that Opie just had to go to.

Unless it was :I fuck kids too" it was worthless.

Lynsi does not like uncle Paul I bet, so she kills it.

waves divorce papers Greggies, I do not like Jims character.

drools Ehhhem, yes dear! tapes his cock to his asshole, puts on panties and goes to work

Opie doesn't tape his cock to his asshole. He puts a tampon in his asshole and ties the string around his cock, preventing him from getting an erection.

Ah yes, my mistake kind sir. :)

Have you ever tried to play O&A audio for a non-listener? It usually goes great, the laughs keep coming, your friend might even be thinking: "Why haven't I heard of these guys"

Then

"Great stuff great stuff, let's go to John in Nome. JOHN"

The jokes try to carry on but

"John? JOHN LET'S GO"

followed by 3 minutes of something that was barely relevant 40 minutes ago. Interest is lost by the new listener, O&A's small fanbase remains ever smaller.

I wonder how many people turning off the show can be attributed to Opie's immediate and blatant Opieness

Uncle Paul was really funny in 2012, barely funny now. I kind of get trying to move it along...

Another pathetic post fishing for Opie hate up votes. Have you ever heard an Uncle Paul bit because Opie has always tried whatever he can to end it as fast as possible because THATS THE FUCKING BIT. It's a child molester character talking about molesting children, the most you'd ever get was an "Oh Uncle Paul" from Ant. In the spectrum of Opie hate this is a Bobo level of posting, step your game up you dumb fuck.

Wrong. I have nothing to do with this.

Opie is a unfunny radio dj that gets close to funny people hoping others will think he's funny by association. He has no bit, his idea of a bit is not giving jimmy a person to interact with while he does his characters. Opie is unfunny and should say as little as possible.

your point is that ending Uncle Paul bits is Opie's bit. (Also, he tries harder to stop Chippah than he did/does with Uncle Paul)

My point is Uncle Paul coming up during current events having to do with children is THE bit.

Opie just has to take the reigns of the discussion to provide input, justifying his worth to the show. But it is detrimental to the comedic aspect of the discussion, only making sense to Opie, who doesn't care, or is unaware, that his contribution to the show goes against the flow anyone gets going.

I agree with you in THIS case that Opie is trying to create a bit, and the criticim is grossly misplaced. However, this clip is another example of how awful Opie is in general, so I hate him here for that reason.