Tyson is a god damn tattle tale
0 2014-11-04 by UncleTomHarghis
Hehehehe... Mikey was a cute kid. I used to give him rides to school, and we quickly developed a deep connection. I'd kiss his ear and tell him how to make the big boys fall in love.
NOW HE GOES ON OPIE AND ANTNY, MAKING THESE FALSE ACCUSATIONS!
I DIDN'T DO NOTHING! It's just a big misunderstanding...
Who's that old guy over there? Uncle Tom, uncle Tom
4 comments
1 spinuch 2014-11-04
What a worthless piece of shit you know you are. Right back at me.
1 DoubleGuns 2014-11-04
dis guys gud
-1 UncleTomHarghis 2014-11-04
Suuuure... That kid's tongue treated my scrotum like a speedbag... Toothy blowjobs though.
3 Hahrrgis 2014-11-04
Oof.